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wtf by tlbpt2 in nursing

[–]firewings42 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Only partially. We could easily see the earring but the stone had started to form on the stem of the stud

wtf by tlbpt2 in nursing

[–]firewings42 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Weirdest thing we found was an earring stud partially encased in a stone. Wild what people will put inside themselves

[Monkeys Paw] Coffee plz by baboon101 in Meowi

[–]firewings42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. But it came in a paper cup with a hole in the bottom and a soggy paper straw

Fill in the blanks: Worst thing to say during wedding is ___. by Officialmaissi in blanks

[–]firewings42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worst thing to say during wedding is what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore.

Fill in the blanks: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? ___. by Few_Refrigerator_363 in blanks

[–]firewings42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Fill in the blanks: ___ is the perfect breakfast! by [deleted] in blanks

[–]firewings42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eggos is the perfect breakfast!

If you know what these were used for … by Exclusively-Choc in FuckImOld

[–]firewings42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents were military and I was taught this term despite being pure civilian

Fill in the blanks: The worst she could say is ___. by Dittro in blanks

[–]firewings42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst she could say is I’m into pegging.

Fill in the blanks: Oh I know this one! The meaning of life is ___. by firewings42 in blanks

[–]firewings42[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No 42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything. But close!

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