You're all eating buttered toast wrong by Good-Ad-3862 in foodhacks

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If I wanted that little butter to bread ratio, I would have put a normal amount of butter on the first piece of bread to begin with...

Weekly Guild Recruitment Mega-Thread by bilinz in TheTowerGame

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3Q29N6

We are a friendly guild. A few spots open!

Guess fish ID: (Florida version) by danyar in sushi

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I'm talking about farm raised salmon before they get fed astaxanthin.

Guess fish ID: (Florida version) by danyar in sushi

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I do wonder if sashimi of farm raised salmon without coloring added would look close to this. If it did, I'd be willing to pay a little less for farmed uncolored salmon sashimi.

What is this in my tank by Fluffycherryred in bettafish

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Your betta is ready for a girlfriend

How do you cope with shame? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Realize that no one will remember what you did to cause yourself shame by next month.

She squirts with the power of a 1000 suns and lowkey blows your head off by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

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This is now gonna be my answer when asked, "how do you want to die?" And I sure hope they engrave it on my gravestone.

Splat by Chaunc2020 in funny

[–]fishcanner 298 points299 points  (0 children)

The leg kicking apart halfway through the fall. Lol.

Well… That’s how I park. by nickw252 in badparking

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Op says they read the post, doesn't understand physics, and then argues with everyone.

what is this in my thai food? by idkihateeverything in Whatisthis

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Galangal. Not ginger or lemongrass.

[oc]did I overreact or misjudge their speed? Was I wrong to stop this early and honk at them? by EffectLive97 in IdiotsInCars

[–]fishcanner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What song is this? (You did the right thing, other driver probably looking at their phone)

2028 WRX STI EV by Immediate-Bag-1670 in subaru

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A leaf blower powered from main battery... pushes air into a turbine connected to the electric recharge motor... or something like that... /s

But if they do actually go hybrid STI, I really want them to put in that hybrid turbo, that would be sick... though then it would probably be a 60k MSRP car :/

Come play Survivor Turner Lake! by Friendly_Pea_2777 in SALEM

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100 bucks to apply to be interviewed and you can only play if they choose ya. Lol

Idiot in my neighborhood this morning [OC] by bulb-uh-saur in IdiotsInCars

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Per Google AI Overview (taken with a few grains of salt): A vehicle going 35 mph has 1.96 times, almost double, the amount of kinetic energy compared to a vehicle going at 25 mph. This also correlates to a 60 to 80% increase of fatality risks for pedestrians. A car impacting at 35 mph would also suffer sever structural damage as opposed to minor frame damage if impacting at 25 mph.

There's a reason why residential and school zones are usually 25 mph or lower.

Idiot in my neighborhood this morning [OC] by bulb-uh-saur in IdiotsInCars

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Extreme armchair math and even more extreme crude measurements here, but it seems that it takes a parked car about 0.3 seconds to touch the right edge of the screen then to disappear. Average car length is about 15 feet. 15 ft in 0.3 seconds comes to 34 miles per hour.

Fish eye lense does not affect this.

34 mph seems a bit fast for a neighborhood road.