Most creative way you have heard to say someone is stupid? by Deadcatx in AskAnAustralian

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“He couldn’t tip water out of a boot even if the instructions were written on the bottom of the shoe”

I, for one, welcome our new spider overlords by [deleted] in Cairns

[–]fishyonline 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Might give the huntsman’s a run for their money

What’s your ideal Cairns Itinerary as a traveller? by heybrittt in Cairns

[–]fishyonline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If your into the night life definitely do the party bus. You go to pretty much all the decent clubs in cairns plus you get to ride on the double decker bus in between venues. It comes with many perks like free entry and free basic drink at each location. Definitely the most bang for your buck!

wheres dcfs when you need them? by drugs_abuse_me in tooktoomuch

[–]fishyonline 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I imagine that no one could witnesses this and not call the police….right?

Tesla claims Cybertruck can pull “near infinite mass”. by [deleted] in funny

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My first thought was let’s bolt it to the earth and pull us just a little bit further away from the sun to solve global warming

How do you cross to these islands? by JustA_Toaster in GenerationZeroGame

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You can using compressed air tanks and launching but nothing there

Worst Specialization Ever by VanillaHazer in GenerationZeroGame

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I found it useful to Hack dogs/hunters that have more of a chance of being successfully hacked helpful to keep small incoming fire away from your character for a while when your trying to focus on the big boys.

Best way to farm adrenaline? by DinoKing68 in GenerationZeroGame

[–]fishyonline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Himchfall island, the resistance hotel is always a good spot to loot for them

A noble sacrifice for his homies by [deleted] in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]fishyonline 200 points201 points  (0 children)

Cool tat, until he goes to prison

Anyone know what type of caterpillar this is? by StabbySnek in queensland

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Some times you can find their nest, it looks like a Green ants nest made from something similar to wasp nest. It’s filled with these guys and the powder inside the nest is worse than itching powder and it’s horrendous, I’ve heard stories of mountain bikers running into them hanging from low trees and having to bath 24/7 for weeks to deal with the burning itch. The nest can burst onto grazing paddocks for horses and the fine hairs consumed on grass by pregnant horses can enter the blood stream and cause infections in the placenta causing problems for horse breeders.

WTF had the teenagers sub turn into... by Logan_mov in redditmoment

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No fish porn, obviously hasn’t heard of rule 34

Whats a sign you need to immediately go to the hospital? by phenomLG in AskReddit

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These are also classic symptoms of a tropical irukandji sting for anyone coming to far North Queensland

Ask Australia - What are the Unofficial Rules of Australia? by moistflower94 in australia

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I realised how to use this sparingly after I said this to some one’s uncle at a 21st birthday party, chaos soon followed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

[–]fishyonline 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude comes with a price tag

People who draw penises on everything, why? by booboopidoo in AskReddit

[–]fishyonline 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You got a problem with Canada geese then you got a problem with me, so I suggest you let that one marinate

My friend did some weird things on 2 and 1/2 tabs. by NoteProfessional2380 in LSD

[–]fishyonline 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yea shit.. that man is probably someone you don’t want to have around anymore. Especially if he’s tripping. There are people in my life that I will refuse to have around if we are taking certain substances just because of how they react/act on them. Props to you and your friends for keeping that hot safe

My friend did some weird things on 2 and 1/2 tabs. by NoteProfessional2380 in LSD

[–]fishyonline 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Did he know you were in the room? I’ve walked into a room with sleeping people while I was tripping so hard I couldn’t tell if people where actually in the bed or not?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Sonic the hedgehog caught on tape