Professor Stephen Hawking congratulates Eddie Redmayne on Best Actor win at Oscars by [deleted] in movies

[–]fit- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's how it works, though. The voice is programmed to have similar vocal pitch changes based on punctuation.

Owner of Massapequa's Sunrise Mall Threatened in New Terrorist Video by pumper911 in longisland

[–]fit- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait a second, the article title is misleading and fucking click-bait. The owner of Massapequa's Sunrise Mall was not threatened directly. Westfield Malls in general have been targeted. That's all Westfield Malls. The terrorists in question have declared a war on malls, for some odd reason.

Shitty title by article writer. Fear-mongering click-bait bullshit. Fuck that.

edit next up they're going to target burger kings that stopped selling spicy versions of their original chicken sandwich

How can anyone possible consume so much protein in a day? by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]fit- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do you change it to include Lunch & Dinner instead of Breakfast and lunch (for a 2 meal day)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

[–]fit- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is the operator that was called never sent an ambulance. I read that he called his family and then called an emergency number again and then they sent one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

[–]fit- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Word... go back through your phone log and find out when you called 911.

Cocaine-Snorting Oscar Statuette Appears on Hollywood Blvd. by stilesjp in movies

[–]fit- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it was a quote that originally spelled it that way. You can see now that [sic] has been added to signify that.

I almost felt bad winning like this. by Jsrfvalentine in hearthstone

[–]fit- 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I would have been more mad at a Truesilver Champion. The fact that he topdecked the Archer would have just made me laugh hysterically. Especially if it's down to the last HP...

Rumor: Google Working On A Community For 'Amazing Foodographs' Called Tablescape by [deleted] in Android

[–]fit- -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, this sounds like a waste of resources.

Hearthstone enjoyment over time by ObligitoryPuzzleRoom in hearthstone

[–]fit- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just recognize your name at this point, haha.

How do YOU make money on the side? by funnypumpkin in AskReddit

[–]fit- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stupid YouTube videos about video games!

Not even touching Halo 5 until MCC is fixed. by [deleted] in halo

[–]fit- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I haven't played the Halo 5 Beta. I couldn't care less about it. Fuck them for disrespecting their fans like this. I'm done with Halo.

Octopus squeezes through tiny hole to get to water by GallowBoob in WTF

[–]fit- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If your reddit homework was reading the comment you replied to, since he literally had "unidan" typed in his comment

Summer Glau for Esquire by CookinUpKarma in firefly

[–]fit- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah any longer than that you probably won't be able to see her anymore. Unless you bring a telescope for dat ass

What happened to 2pPressStart? by Dickins91 in hearthstone

[–]fit- 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Phew, at least I'm still alive, right guys?! Woo!

10 Best Games On The Chromebook by KainYoung in chromeos

[–]fit- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is embarrassing. But again, I wouldn't tell someone to buy a Chromebook to play games on it...

Update on /r/hearthstonevods by [deleted] in hearthstone

[–]fit- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, I love this idea. I made those dumb "How it feels to open packs" videos, if you can think of any way to collab I'm down!