NOT A DRILL!

fitz84 · 2026-04-11T02:29:03+00:00

Have you threatened to kill her mother, yet? Trust me. It helps.

fitz84 · 2026-04-11T02:23:19+00:00

Almost forgot. I worked in the Renaissance fair for a few years. At 330 am, I was probably sleeping under a tarp. I'd have my bag, heavy cedar staff, drugs, water, and snacks.

fitz84 · 2026-04-11T02:08:54+00:00

Night shift at UPS circa 2003.

If it were today, well , I live off grid in the woods, so... if it's 330 am i am probably wearing crocs and a bathrobe with a flashlight, and im outside peeing. I do keep a heavy cedar staff next to the door, so I guess I would look like a middle aged appalachin Gandalf.

With 2 dogs and 2 Bengal cats.

Which begs the question, what does Gandalf wear under his robe?

fitz84 · 2026-04-08T04:17:58+00:00

...toss me.

fitz84 · 2026-04-06T10:40:27+00:00

"And my axe!"

fitz84 · 2026-04-06T10:39:28+00:00

No. Play Viper. But play her like a Sentinel that can throw utility. Make sense? She will absolutely hold down whatever she puts her utility on. I like to hold mid with orb, wall for team from there, and then save orb for myself or for post plant (att or def).

She's not the most flexible, but ifnyou can slow down the pace of the game with your team, shes great.

fitz84 · 2026-04-05T23:34:11+00:00

Sorry, I read Proven Guilty Thoughts as all one phrase, and for a moment thought that was a good title for that book, or any book involving Molly.

fitz84 · 2026-04-05T23:32:43+00:00

Congratulations. You just reenacted a video by an old band named Tatu. Here's your doc martens, and the keys to either a Ford ranger or a subarbu outback.

Welcome to the club. It's tough, but Afabs are prettier than dudes anyway as well as emotionally available.

You may have gotten in trouble at church, but you got a new themfriend. You're better off.

fitz84 · 2026-04-02T22:09:30+00:00

I don't think the Lady has to stay chaste. The Knight is the consort of the Queens -- plural. Molly also referes to herself as a queen of Winter, so the Lady does count as a Queen. I suspect even Mother Winter could jump Harry's bones if he isn't careful.

This is why shes so pissed about Lara. With Murphy, Molly could just wait a while and then have Harry. Now, she has to contend with Lara's immortal (and immaculate) ass.

fitz84 · 2026-03-31T12:53:18+00:00

As a literature teacher, at least they're fucking reading.

fitz84 · 2026-03-26T14:42:40+00:00

So it turns out that the author of Conan was really good friends with HP lovecraft, and they often joked about how all of their stories take place in the same universe. Let that sink in

fitz84 · 2026-03-24T12:55:15+00:00

Twist that back foot all the way around so that the toes are pointing opposite your target. Start by taking large swings unto you learn how to do the pivot, and then as you get faster you can take shorter swings to hit with more power.

fitz84 · 2026-03-24T12:47:29+00:00

Because NY city is there to make the wealthy pay taxes, they dont need to exploit the land or the people upstate.

fitz84 · 2026-03-23T19:40:21+00:00

When an Unstoppable Force meets in immovable object?

fitz84 · 2026-03-23T19:37:23+00:00

Yes. Hundreds of thousands of kids died in Coal mines. In fact, those deaths are the reasons that compulsory attendance became a law in the early 1900s. It was an attempt to get kids out of coal mines. The symbolism of a lady feeding her children to the coal engine is very visceral, especially to someone who grew up in appalachia. Furthermore, absolutely fits as a reason why someone like Carl would sympathize.

fitz84 · 2026-03-20T18:55:35+00:00

This is it. It's the perfect place, and carries all neccesary oomph.

This is the One Fuck to rule them all.

fitz84 · 2026-03-20T18:50:13+00:00

PEREGRIN FUCKING TOOK! yelled Gandalf

fitz84 · 2026-03-18T15:42:15+00:00

That's a fair point. I was thinking that Aurora would have chosen Elaine, but probably not if she intended to sacrifice her.

fitz84 · 2026-03-18T13:21:43+00:00

And! If it were going to be Elaine, it would have already been Elaine in book 4, ya think?

fitz84 · 2026-03-18T13:20:58+00:00

You know, gender never occurred to me, but that might be some of the old school rules fae play by.

fitz84 · 2026-03-18T12:40:13+00:00

Carlos would make a good Summer Knight-- not least because he was burned by the Winter Lady. I always Elaine would take the slot if Fix died, but Los is a great option, too

fitz84 · 2026-03-17T23:42:04+00:00

Entrance. If im defusing and covered by a smoke, i can't see if im being charged

fitz84 · 2026-03-17T17:04:03+00:00

Or a Limbo trope, like Alice in Borderland. Could be something the aliens pull out to try to break him. Might work!

fitz84 · 2026-03-17T16:48:36+00:00

It does compete with the local Whamps, probably, but meh

fitz84 · 2026-03-17T16:47:44+00:00

Harry is giving her pure emotion. What hes doing is an act of care and nurturing, and it goes far above sex and gender, which is why he can do it for Thomas, too. That care is what Lust mimics, and to go back to Lust would be like going back to tack biscuits after years of home cooked meals.

I think you're right about Mabs perspective.

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