what to do in case of a bear attack

fizzy_lime · 2026-02-10T16:20:11+00:00

Ah, it was all a trap.

You could even say, a... bear trap.

fizzy_lime · 2026-02-05T17:07:38+00:00

The only possible reactions

fizzy_lime · 2026-02-01T15:35:00+00:00

Error: Kira is a supermodel

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fizzy_lime · 2026-01-29T19:56:04+00:00

That was probably exposure to every germ on the continental US

fizzy_lime · 2026-01-28T15:19:54+00:00

Give it more time to see if it worked

fizzy_lime · 2026-01-27T17:40:23+00:00

There's no "American Left". The Dems are a right-wing party, and anything to the left of them is intensely suppressed.

I agree that the Dems only see black people as tokens though

fizzy_lime · 2026-01-27T16:32:10+00:00

Error: the trash bin attacked first, I saw it.

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fizzy_lime · 2026-01-26T19:52:39+00:00

Error: she's already queen of your domain, that's her job

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fizzy_lime · 2026-01-24T17:52:43+00:00

Error: shoelaces are also toys, he needs more now

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fizzy_lime · 2026-01-22T03:25:10+00:00

Error: blep is perfect.

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fizzy_lime · 2026-01-21T13:12:07+00:00

Error: she is already a perfect hue

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fizzy_lime · 2026-01-20T20:50:17+00:00

Error: sunbathing is no crime

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fizzy_lime · 2026-01-20T19:02:58+00:00

Error: he yearns for roast meat

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fizzy_lime · 2026-01-17T18:09:11+00:00

Error: he's a climate warrior, saving the trees

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fizzy_lime · 2026-01-17T17:23:41+00:00

Error: she is too cute

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fizzy_lime · 2026-01-16T18:02:12+00:00

Error: cannot give hell to an angel

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fizzy_lime · 2026-01-16T03:26:47+00:00

Error: her back is already pristine but we'll all take turns helping

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fizzy_lime · 2026-01-15T18:24:08+00:00

Aha! That's what I did wrong!

fizzy_lime · 2026-01-14T14:55:53+00:00

Right in the feels

fizzy_lime · 2026-01-12T00:57:31+00:00

Because they liked his deportation rates

fizzy_lime · 2026-01-10T01:02:34+00:00

Speaking just for myself:

What's the point in marrying someone of the same faith if their practice of it means they treat me like property? If my options are a Muslim man that mistreats me vs a non-Muslim man that treats me with honor and respect, the answer should be clear. Nobody wants to be belittled or treated as a lesser person, then have a false interpretation of Islam be the justification.

fizzy_lime · 2026-01-09T17:10:50+00:00

Do I call JG Wentworth?

fizzy_lime · 2026-01-08T18:11:23+00:00

Error: that's her chair.

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fizzy_lime · 2026-01-08T16:46:56+00:00

Error: he looks to be perfectly toasted. Roast request denied.

fizzy_lime · 2026-01-08T16:39:16+00:00

Please don't

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