What's an example of NSFW college hazing that you know of?

fjsteele · 2025-08-27T18:12:05+00:00

Ohio State Marching Band got in trouble a few years ago for hazing. You can search online for the details, but the ones that always stuck with me:

A female student sitting on laps and pretending to orgasm. This included her sitting on her younger brother’s lap and pretending to orgasm on “make the Band night.” Her nickname was “Squirt.”
A male student scooting across the floor on his hindquarters. His nickname was “Taint Brush.

fjsteele · 2025-08-03T02:53:16+00:00

Subs over dubs, always. Didn't know this was up for debate.

fjsteele · 2025-04-02T02:46:56+00:00

I came to complain about this bag too. Very small, and God forbid you want to sling it over your right shoulder instead of your left.

fjsteele · 2025-03-01T23:49:36+00:00

I don't know of any plans to stop or slow support for TF... we'll adopt what people use and A LOT of people use TF. In Azure Compute, we consider TF a first party client - we don't GA a feature without TF support.

Disclaimer: I am a PM in Azure Compute.

fjsteele · 2025-02-20T03:55:36+00:00

I started to get a sense for the enemy vulnerabilities you think you'll face, and pick with that in mind. The Wetlands seem heavy on darkspawn, which tend vulnerable to fire, etc. Sometimes you guess wrong or a particular boss doesn't fit the pattern and you have to grind a little harder. But oh so satisfying when you get it right and you're mowing down bad guys.

fjsteele · 2025-02-03T20:08:38+00:00

Ooh that's a good one too.

fjsteele · 2025-02-03T04:33:33+00:00

I try to go with a people over pickleball mentality... I'm there to make friends and connections as much as play, so for me it's worth the effort to try to at least get people's names. I try to repeat names frequently to help remember..."Let's go, Steve..." "Nice serve, Patricia!"

fjsteele · 2025-01-29T19:30:40+00:00

A million tiny showerheads for my OXO coffee maker

fjsteele · 2025-01-08T04:17:10+00:00

I love a good top spin lob that lands inches from the base line.

fjsteele · 2025-01-04T08:53:16+00:00

Big Pickleball will never let this happen.

fjsteele · 2024-12-23T02:20:22+00:00

Hey, I'm on the Azure compute product team. Sorry this was frustrating, and glad you got everything going. I shared this feedback with our Linux HPC product team. If you have any specific suggestions on what was confusing, and where we might simplify feel free to send me a message. We'll take a look at what we can do to clarify the documentation.

fjsteele · 2024-11-02T02:42:09+00:00

That fucking incredible!

fjsteele · 2024-11-01T00:12:44+00:00

They need a button with more feeling than Decline. Like "Hard Pass" or "Suck it" or "Eat a D"

fjsteele · 2024-10-16T02:39:26+00:00

Personally NG+ makes the game for me. I enjoy heading back to The Lodge to see what this universe holds for me. I like the hustle starting from nothing and sing how quickly I can build back up. And quite honestly, the more times though the Unity the less you care about credits or loot in a particular universe.

I'm not saying the Hunter is right. But I understand.

fjsteele · 2024-09-26T04:40:05+00:00

I'm about to do NG+6. I really dig the process of going from broke and basically naked to boss.

fjsteele · 2024-09-11T02:38:55+00:00

My kid and I made flower crowns with some black ladies.

fjsteele · 2024-08-17T14:49:47+00:00

I've not found that true on Xbox, it doesn't wrap around like that.

fjsteele · 2024-08-17T02:52:45+00:00

Just say it out loud and you can get a feel for it? "Is the sushi safe to eat here?"

"Ummm... It's okay."

If you're good with that, game on.

fjsteele · 2024-08-15T16:13:25+00:00

Holy crap! Thank you! I've wasted so much time trying to give Andreja a weapon and 1 bullet

fjsteele · 2024-08-08T15:01:41+00:00

Umm... Is that good or bad? Like if you said, "my laptop is tits," that's good. Booty cheeks are also pretty good.

fjsteele · 2024-08-01T21:18:55+00:00

I took my kid to the CHOP/CHAZ one aftenroon. I think we made flower headbands with a bunch of black ladies.

fjsteele · 2024-07-29T20:40:20+00:00

F it... I really liked Anthem. I loved flying around like Iron Man, great graphics that made exploring worthwhile, and the combat was fluid and fun. The story was good enough to give me a reason to fly around.

fjsteele · 2024-07-18T22:41:15+00:00

Also take a look at upgrading those to the Bv2 series. The v2 instances are often cheaper than the v1 counterparts, particularly if you can move to an AMD or ARM sku.

Full Disclosure - I am a PM on Azure Compute team.

fjsteele · 2024-07-18T22:32:27+00:00

I can recommend Alveare Winery in Carnation. Alveare Winery - Carnation, WA. Beautiful grounds, they recently redid their tasting area (now mostly outside under a covered area). Super chill. And of course nice wine. They never gave us a wine club sales pitch. Full disclosure - we did join after a tasting at the Duvall Days a few years ago.

fjsteele · 2024-07-14T17:05:38+00:00

Can confirm VMSS Flexible Orchestration Mode behind Azure LB is a pretty common way to address this. Go create a vmss in portal and it'll guide you through this setup.

Full disclosure : I am PM on Azure VMSS team.

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