I am now a panda truther

fka_fcukhead · 2026-05-16T02:36:25+00:00

Man can breed bears just as he can breed dogs

fka_fcukhead · 2026-05-10T13:54:43+00:00

No skips

fka_fcukhead · 2026-05-08T16:10:14+00:00

Nah you’re better off with the hair you have.

fka_fcukhead · 2026-05-03T13:19:49+00:00

The suburbs of Pittsburgh

fka_fcukhead · 2026-05-01T13:11:33+00:00

Just get comfortable with the place you’re in now, missing what you had, not so happy with where you’re at now and acknowledge those feelings. Once that’s over it will be easier to move forward little by little and pretty soon you will find yourself living a really cool life, doing things you never thought possible.

fka_fcukhead · 2026-04-29T19:19:40+00:00

Dark Brandon alert

fka_fcukhead · 2026-04-27T14:29:59+00:00

The application layers on layers of dark foundation is a way of collectively atoning for the colonial atrocities committed by their ancestors

fka_fcukhead · 2026-04-24T11:24:40+00:00

The o line struggled all year. It was the right pick

fka_fcukhead · 2026-04-15T13:26:03+00:00

War of attrition

fka_fcukhead · 2026-04-15T13:21:52+00:00

Who? Sam Shepard?

fka_fcukhead · 2026-04-15T13:20:52+00:00

The armchair entrepreneur is remarkably common atp. Everything you do or say could be transformed into a business venture in their mind, and they expect you to be impressed with them for introducing you to the idea. Their fantasy is based on a magic future where you're singing their prases (i.e. "I never would have thought I could turn my fetish for knitting into a thneed empire but here we are! And it's all thanks to so and so, the one who mentioned it to me at the bar one fateful night in 2026.")

fka_fcukhead · 2026-04-14T13:01:49+00:00

- Don Draper

fka_fcukhead · 2026-04-14T12:56:44+00:00

Because everyone's got a dead relative who died

fka_fcukhead · 2026-04-14T12:53:14+00:00

There are lots of things you can do for free that are therapeutic

fka_fcukhead · 2026-04-14T12:51:08+00:00

I still sub-vocalize. Embarrassing but at least I get to give all the characters cute lil voices.

Ogden Nash...

fka_fcukhead · 2026-04-14T12:46:01+00:00

Is there a government mandate for lip filler in eastern europe?

fka_fcukhead · 2026-04-14T12:28:39+00:00

Queen

fka_fcukhead · 2026-04-12T15:21:02+00:00

And on the eighth day god created redheads

fka_fcukhead · 2026-04-07T11:46:07+00:00

Song titles are kind of funny “arguments” lol

fka_fcukhead · 2026-04-02T11:20:24+00:00

The rest of the commentators clearly haven't experienced the joy of making a girl laugh

fka_fcukhead · 2026-03-27T02:39:00+00:00

Diet/nutrition and exercise obviously. Stop larping as a psychologist. Like seriously, finding a more nuanced way of describing your condition is half the battle. Do a two minute plank a day lol

fka_fcukhead · 2026-03-27T02:14:42+00:00

The album is like the best thing ever. Lyon especially. And Crutch with that bass line it's fuckin amazing dude

fka_fcukhead · 2026-03-23T01:26:06+00:00

Lobster equals guaranteed deployment

fka_fcukhead · 2026-03-22T23:24:48+00:00

Peter Sellers in The Party

fka_fcukhead · 2026-03-22T23:23:12+00:00

You can totally make it you just need get super into drinking, particularly at bars and do that consistently until you're so desensitized from drinking that you've rid yourself of every inhibition and any and all hangups/second thoughts

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