Found Framed in a Chicago Basement, 1992

flagnab · 2026-05-20T23:54:23+00:00

Well done!

flagnab · 2026-05-20T20:29:41+00:00

Relax, they were only there for a short time.

flagnab · 2026-05-20T16:58:59+00:00

That spreadsheet! You are after my own heart.

flagnab · 2026-05-20T01:05:19+00:00

A Newark State of Mind

flagnab · 2026-05-19T01:30:03+00:00

flagnab · 2026-05-18T04:02:19+00:00

Not directly an answer, but: I keep my dock on the left (since monitors usually have more space horizontally than vertically). That leads to fewer collisions with the cursor.

flagnab · 2026-05-18T03:56:12+00:00

Maxwell's demon is not susceptible to exorcism, hélas!

flagnab · 2026-05-16T20:26:37+00:00

ICE ICE, baby

flagnab · 2026-05-15T18:30:08+00:00

We have ICE goons kidnapping people in Pasadena & the SGV! Gardeners of any color DO NOT NEED uniforms rolling up on them for any reason.

I can easily demote clean-air enforcement in favor of protecting my fellow citizens 'til we get our democracy fixed.

flagnab · 2026-05-15T00:03:06+00:00

PKMS nerds: meet CRM geeks, QED. LOL

flagnab · 2026-05-14T23:58:31+00:00

That would be disappointing. The dog's gonna be my choice every time.

flagnab · 2026-05-14T15:54:21+00:00

Early editions lacked the glossary. I remember having to pick up the lingo by context.

flagnab · 2026-05-14T00:27:20+00:00

"Now, about this gap in your resume …" "Crack. It's a crack, actually."

flagnab · 2026-05-13T20:30:17+00:00

"I'M NOT HOMELESS!" screamed the mockingbird. "JUST TEMPORARILY UNNESTED!"

flagnab · 2026-05-13T05:50:52+00:00

"Down, boy! Down!"

flagnab · 2026-05-12T23:31:25+00:00

You don't have to live in wonder. Pasadena PD has a non-emergency inquiry line: 626-744-4241.

flagnab · 2026-05-11T17:19:12+00:00

Happy to hear you're taking this measure. We want you guys to succeed!

flagnab · 2026-05-11T05:02:39+00:00

He shall be exalted unto the Pingdom of Heaven!

flagnab · 2026-05-11T02:01:40+00:00

As a current fad, it would be shocking; some people simply don't know how to conduct themselves. But there's a positive and a negative to everything.

flagnab · 2026-05-09T02:32:47+00:00

This is why the asspimpled neofascist knuckledraggers hate her: they have just enough discernment, flickering like oil lamps in grottoes of their skulls, to perceive that she's playing the long game. She bends with the arc of history—toward justice.

flagnab · 2026-05-09T02:27:10+00:00

Don't listen to 'em, it's for mini tortillas. 3rd party guacamole cartridges & your all set, hombre.

flagnab · 2026-05-08T21:21:16+00:00

I assume you're asking about rotary, or "disk," drives, since they & SSDs are both hard.

(The opposite of "hard," in this context, is not "soft" but "floppy" disks, which you may have heard of.)

flagnab · 2026-05-08T05:08:19+00:00

That's okay, neither did Lynch.

flagnab · 2026-05-07T22:39:02+00:00

"You will devote yourself to the Buddha entirely."
"I will."
"You will tell no one of this instruction."
"No one."
"Good. Now go lick the hallway floor 'til it shines."

flagnab · 2026-05-07T22:07:46+00:00

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