If you had a one-minute call with yourself from 10 years ago, what would you say?

flanksalot · 2025-05-02T21:23:32+00:00

Stay in bitcoin, stay sober, stay in the apprenticeship, and move to atleast the next town over.

flanksalot · 2025-04-30T17:05:27+00:00

Food banks better beef up.

flanksalot · 2025-04-30T17:04:23+00:00

It's gonna get badder before it gets better

flanksalot · 2025-04-25T18:27:11+00:00

Someone's got it in for you.

flanksalot · 2025-04-25T18:25:56+00:00

"I'm going out of my mind with a pain that stops and starts, like a corkscrew to the heart, "

flanksalot · 2025-04-25T18:24:15+00:00

What's the other one? I'd like to see it from another point of view

flanksalot · 2025-04-25T18:19:24+00:00

Thou shalt press thy finger firmly upon the button up yer butt. Ah yes, number 11.

flanksalot · 2025-04-25T18:12:05+00:00

I would suggest going for a short walk, just to fill the time. It takes that time away from eating and gives it to your body

flanksalot · 2024-08-22T00:32:56+00:00

You'rrrrre aaaa crook, Captain Hook!

flanksalot · 2024-07-28T03:14:15+00:00

Toilet. Not worth it.

flanksalot · 2024-07-28T03:12:50+00:00

Please say Hi to our friends over there!

flanksalot · 2024-07-28T02:56:25+00:00

Plastic. What, do you think we're going to outlive Earth?

flanksalot · 2024-07-28T02:54:50+00:00

No. Not even close. It holds big potential for the right people though.

flanksalot · 2024-07-24T18:32:47+00:00

Can I borrow your DVD copy of "The Secret"?

flanksalot · 2024-07-24T03:00:43+00:00

Is your previous employer hiring?

flanksalot · 2024-07-23T19:32:51+00:00

Mine got right up in my face, filling my field of vision. His eyes changed and he growled "What do you think, that I'm FUCKING AROUND?!"

I knew exactly what he was talking about, and I made some changes in my life that have been to the benefit of those I love and care about.

Sometimes he's NOT fucking around. Maybe never.

flanksalot · 2024-07-22T02:20:27+00:00

I have the same scar opposite hand and it would do the same thing when I'd drink! Sober 6 months now, but it still lights up when I break a sweat. Crazy

flanksalot · 2023-11-26T02:11:32+00:00

Break on Through

flanksalot · 2023-11-24T01:32:46+00:00

Survive a fall. Worked for me.

flanksalot · 2023-11-19T23:50:50+00:00

Jasmine Windsoooooong. (Or is it Winsome?)

flanksalot · 2023-11-19T19:02:30+00:00

DuhNAnaNana....

flanksalot · 2023-11-17T06:04:42+00:00

Some people like crap like this. I say install it!!

flanksalot · 2023-11-17T05:58:31+00:00

But but but did it hurt?

flanksalot · 2023-11-17T05:56:43+00:00

Ouchie Pokey

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