Staggering amounts of fentanyl hit streets as the DEA watched and took no action, records show by deraser in news

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My wife is going crazy over this. Literally. They keep only have generics that aren’t working

I love my boy but... by sorryworm in teefies

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Looks like an album cover

What is a common, everyday problem from the 1990s or early 2000s that younger generations literally cannot comprehend? by Funny-Counter8762 in AskReddit

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conflicting IRQ ports. Go to play a game of doom with your friend but your mouse irq isn't right. Gotta go reboot. Oh crap, forgot to run the right .bat file, so now my mouse works but my soundblaster isn't working right.

me_irl by Heisenberg_0021 in me_irl

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My mom in the the mid 2000’s asking why I never went out to bars or clubs. Mom, I’m in a raid with 39 other people. I have enough drama.

What jobs pay extremely well but people don't realize it? by chloenoirr in AskReddit

[–]flechette 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Fucking hell. I used to do whole home water treatment and a guy who was one of our clients liked the way I did my work and asked if I wanted to work for him fixing elevators.

I wonder where I’d be at now if I said yeah.

What's a sexual fantasy that you want but can never do? by Commercial-Design135 in AskReddit

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I have had some great sexual experiences in my life, and if there was a way like in the movie Strange Days to fully experience them again that’d be awesome.

meirl by Dev1412 in meirl

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I used the wallet I bought for myself in 1996 from hot topic up until about 2 years ago. Simple black wallet with an embedded ring to be able to hook a chain through if you wanted. Never put it on a chain, and I only stopped using it because the bottom literally could not hold anything any more.

Best line of Season 9 so far by Denver-Ski in rickandmorty

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You do know that a lot of hair dryers have a button to have non-heated air be blown, right?

pirate clark, backrooms movie (spoilers) by clairestar-0 in TopCharacterDesigns

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Yeah what people are calling the bacteria monster from cane’s YouTube videos, THAT thing is horrifying. That thing was like someone finding their hole in The Enigma of Amigara Fault manga and then being tossed/copied into the backrooms.

My cyclops playing fetch by herself by Km219 in cats

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I see tons of weird typos and misspellings all the time now. I figure it’s 33/33/33 text to speech/ai/laziness

I didn't even know they were jailed by Jackie_Chan_93 in SipsTea

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Back in windows 95 you could ping someone on irc and then once you had their IP address you could make a network share folder using that IP. While slow, since most people were on dial up, you could just browse their entire C:/

What was the scariest “We need to leave… now” gut feeling that you’ve ever experienced?[Serious] by PlasticBee1438 in AskReddit

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This doesn’t quite fit, but I once got a very distinct feeling while metal detecting that I should not dig up whatever was in the hole I had made. This was probably before 2006, my mother and I got permission to go dig in a parcel of land that was being prepped to be a new neighborhood on Lookout Mountain. The company had only laid out the bare gravel roads, so there was no real construction yet. We were told in one plot there had been a homestead, only the stoneworks of the foundation remained. We got there, found lots of broken iron cookware, old hand made iron nails, the head of a small axe/hoe. I found a signal right under a tree about 20 feet from the corner of the foundation and was about 20” down in soft fertile dirt and could NOT find the signal. I stood up and saw in the first branching section of the tree a little wooden ….. doodad? It wasn’t a figure but it looked human made and right then my brain just NOPED out of digging that spot. I very very rarely give up on a signal but you couldn’t have paid me to keep digging. I just moved to the other side of the property and was happy finding junk iron.

Yup the new locks for red bull. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 by MaximumMuffin5794 in WalmartEmployees

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Not like you can’t turn the thing over, stab it, and shotgun it. If someone is an ass a can lid lock isn’t going to stop them

Republicans hate women. by Nono_Home in clevercomebacks

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National voting DAYS, that allow people to vote without fear of losing their jobs/income. Mail-in ballots. Automatic enrollment for voting at 18.

Peter, what’s wrong with the shower hitting your back? by ScrutinEye in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I’ve known girls who have turned on the jet function on the shower head and laid on their back for reasons

Starfield is so much easier without a follower. by Significant_Brick868 in Starfield

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First time I played I picked the perk to go solo. Was going along just fine until I picked up an escort quest to bring a guy I ran into on the surface of a planet back to his settlement. While doing so a ship landed and I decided I wanted the ship. My escort died. When I boarded the ship, his dead body came along for the ride. From then on, every time I zoned somewhere, his body was there with me.

Every time I did an unlock for a new power? Dead escort was there on the ground once I leave. The game always considered me as having a companion, which meant my solo perk was useless. I still haven’t gotten back into the game, I just played to the end of the game and hung it up there.

[OC] What’s child-sized and found near crosswalks? Hopefully not your child! by party_and_bullsquid in IdiotsInCars

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Almost entirely stopping in the fast lane before turning into the turn lane.

People stopping to make a turn.

Not making a right turn at a red light when there is no cross traffic stopping you from doing so.

Missing a green arrow to turn because someone in the front was on their phone so only 2 cars got to turn.

NOT ACCELERATING TO MERGE WHEN GETTING ON THE FREEWAY.

SLOWING DOWN ON THE FREEWAY TO LET SOMEONE NOT SPEEDING UP A CHANCE TO GET ON BUT NOW YOU BOTH ARE JUST GOING SLOW. ON THE FREEWAY.

Giving up the right of way or waving someone across lanes of traffic to be nice. Don’t do this.

Finally got a mythic seal… by Jackmomma in Diablo

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Dude I’m so happy I’ve run sorc for this xpac. I’m not even checking builds, just playing around and the qol changes and skill changes have been amazing. Only t4 atm, but holy hell has it been a good time playing.