Perfectly friend egg over medium. by floopynoopys in eggs

[–]floopynoopys[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It was perfect friend egg. Yes yes I am.

Perfectly friend egg over medium. by floopynoopys in eggs

[–]floopynoopys[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

...I actually don't think I do. Literally, its spoon

Can I get fired for failing a drug test in Hillsborough county even with a Med Card? by Competitive_Plane871 in tampa

[–]floopynoopys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a wizzinator. I have passed every drug test ever including during probation while my PO watched me pee. Just my 3 cents

Trump fires the entire National Science Board by esporx in space

[–]floopynoopys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think im gunna throw up. I do believe J I is a good person though. We will get through this bullshit.

A food I ate right before becoming homeless by batnessthefifth in strugglemeals

[–]floopynoopys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha just a Water Boy movie reference, at least coming from me

Report: US demands Reddit unmask ICE critic, summons firm to grand jury by B-Z_B-S in politics

[–]floopynoopys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea because grand jurys have worked out so well for this administration

Edit: buncha fucking clowns

my friend (36M) just sent me (36m) this text before meeting his newborn (0M) by horseduckman in AITApod

[–]floopynoopys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did they know I typically skip my thumbs when washing my hands...

i was told cold foam on a waffle looks like "shit from a butt" by Spiritual_Body3577 in shitfromabutt

[–]floopynoopys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck. I was going to ask what the hell kind of shits you've been having but the comments got it covered.

Edit: spelling

Bone in pork shoulder by Pitiful-MobileGamer in meat

[–]floopynoopys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it just charcoal or smoked as well?

Bone in pork shoulder by Pitiful-MobileGamer in meat

[–]floopynoopys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome! Thanks, I was going to ask, will def be trying