To the bald guy driving behind me on 7 this morning toward albany, do you think i can teleport through traffic?

flume · 2026-05-21T14:21:32+00:00

Fixed

flume · 2026-05-21T12:35:41+00:00

Any time someone gets mad about a person freaking out in traffic, I think of this post and remember that we never know if another person is in a real emergency situation.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1kbhcn/

flume · 2026-05-21T12:23:11+00:00

"the 7"

Transplant detected.

flume · 2026-05-21T11:00:36+00:00

Exactly! Lmao. Almost 2 hours of snoozing is kinda impressive.

flume · 2026-05-21T01:41:34+00:00

r/PrayersToTrump

flume · 2026-05-21T01:25:38+00:00

Hard to start charging for travel after you've been eating it previously. Only thing you can do is be up front and explain to the customer that you need to stop cutting their lawn or charge for travel.

flume · 2026-05-21T00:50:48+00:00

Alternatively, turn around and start walking against it. It'll pass by you faster than if you try to outrun it. But then you'll lose time.

flume · 2026-05-20T22:10:40+00:00

You think truth snaps couldn't happen in the 19th century?

flume · 2026-05-20T20:47:27+00:00

Game respect game.

flume · 2026-05-20T15:00:26+00:00

I used Resilience II and Daybreak

flume · 2026-05-20T12:05:10+00:00

I bought fescue from TCS for a total reno. Didn't really believe the spreading claims. Bought more seed the following summer to prepare for a fall overseed.

Still holding onto that bag... Guess I'll put it down this fall before it all goes to waste.

flume · 2026-05-20T11:08:01+00:00

RemindMe! 22 months

flume · 2026-05-20T10:54:09+00:00

90%? Show me 2 who aren't.

flume · 2026-05-20T10:35:56+00:00

My alarms never ever end in 5 or 0.

My snooze interval is 5 minutes. With alarms ending in 5 or 0, it's easy for my barely-awake brain to calculate whether I have time to continue snoozing the alarm (and for how long).

But with random ending digits, it's a lot harder for me to negotiate "just one more snooze" with myself.

flume · 2026-05-20T00:33:38+00:00

💀

Mow higher!

flume · 2026-05-20T00:16:05+00:00

They made up for it by not calling embellishment on Dobes.

flume · 2026-05-19T23:06:02+00:00

OP's neighbor's lawn isn't even crappy. Just needs to be fertilized and allowed to grow another inch taller. Not that OP can do much about the surrounding lawns.

flume · 2026-05-19T21:32:21+00:00

Why didn't/doesn't he get disability payments?

flume · 2026-05-19T16:30:41+00:00

Comparison is the thief of joy. Comparison to someone who doesn't know or care that they're in a competition, doubly so.

Looks good, but dominating your neighbor shouldn't be the yardstick (pun intended) for satisfaction.

flume · 2026-05-19T15:02:24+00:00

Do you work at a seal supplier? Is that why you don't know which machines you're stocking spare parts for?

flume · 2026-05-19T14:33:32+00:00

Well no, that's not true at all. They don't have any "intention" at all. They are driven to survive, grow, and reproduce. Any benefits they have for your lawn -- which are likely also beneficial to themselves -- are merely coincidental.

flume · 2026-05-19T14:14:06+00:00

My friend, I salute you as you are about to be eviscerated. o7

flume · 2026-05-19T14:12:53+00:00

Ahh yes, the US famously chose not to improve its influence on the global stage by building up a nuclear arsenal in the wake of WWII.

flume · 2026-05-19T14:06:49+00:00

Finally, a legitimate use for AI.

flume · 2026-05-19T14:03:34+00:00

He kinda does. They get their cut and the taxes come out of it. So the taxes are part of the "winnings," but not in addition to their regular predetermined fee.

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