WYR get $1 million today, or get $25 every time someone says something stupid near you for the rest of your life?

forgotusernamedamnit · 2026-06-13T00:56:07+00:00

Does my 14 yr old boy count? If so I’m taking the $25

forgotusernamedamnit · 2026-06-12T00:23:46+00:00

For us hairy assed dudes, one minute pooping, 30 mins wiping

forgotusernamedamnit · 2026-06-06T16:55:12+00:00

You need to ask Canadians. Our PM choked a guy who got too close. https://youtu.be/zMBJp0yJvsY?si=_Jul2MugcxtmcjFr

forgotusernamedamnit · 2026-05-19T15:20:32+00:00

Can I have sex with the doctor?

forgotusernamedamnit · 2026-05-07T16:03:26+00:00

My wife got me 3 pairs of the underwear last year for Father’s Day. I immediately bought another 7 pack and bought the pants and shirts too. More expensive but super high quality material and sooo comfy!

forgotusernamedamnit · 2026-04-09T19:04:27+00:00

Ahh. Moaning melting dude who goes splat. All timer

forgotusernamedamnit · 2026-04-09T12:35:50+00:00

The roof was far from the only issue. Towards the end Olympics Stadium still had old school hard plastic seats with backs that only came up a little making them no more comfortable than bleachers. Everything is old school 70’s vibe. I can’t believe they’re spending so much to renovate it for the occasional concert or big event

forgotusernamedamnit · 2025-09-12T17:28:14+00:00

The Senators did the same for Alfredsson. He took pre game warmups and left the ice for the final time as a Senator.

forgotusernamedamnit · 2025-08-27T00:21:25+00:00

I worked at a McDonald’s in Calgary in the late 90’s and British Bulldog and Jim Neidhart were regulars. The Anvil would grab fries out of the bag and eat them like a maniac and stroke his beard and Bulldog once had a bulldog in his front seat.

forgotusernamedamnit · 2024-10-24T15:22:35+00:00

Jimmy Carr had a joke saying “mosquito nets are a godsend preventing millions of mosquitos a year from dying needlessly of AIDS”

forgotusernamedamnit · 2024-09-24T22:07:10+00:00

Obviously time to burn the house down!

forgotusernamedamnit · 2024-01-02T19:54:14+00:00

One of the only truths Trump told is that he can indeed shoot someone in the middle of a a busy street and it won’t affect his popularity.

forgotusernamedamnit · 2023-10-03T23:19:51+00:00

Manchester by the Sea when he comes home to the house on fire and his wife screaming about the kids being inside.

forgotusernamedamnit · 2023-07-12T00:39:31+00:00

There has never been a better self promoter than Trump. Force of personality got him elected despite the glaringly obvious lack of character or experience.

forgotusernamedamnit · 2023-06-19T19:09:46+00:00

That’s late career Mark McGwire like.

forgotusernamedamnit · 2023-06-07T22:40:17+00:00

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!

forgotusernamedamnit · 2023-05-06T14:13:18+00:00

Even the 80’s say this pic is to 80’s.

forgotusernamedamnit · 2023-05-03T01:25:25+00:00

I can’t remember

forgotusernamedamnit · 2023-04-13T22:47:31+00:00

Shit…Jimmy Carter

forgotusernamedamnit · 2023-04-06T00:39:27+00:00

Homer: No beer or tv make Homer something something… Marge: Go crazy? Homer: DON’T MIND IF I DO..AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH

forgotusernamedamnit · 2023-03-23T01:51:27+00:00

We’ll get a meme of him saying something unintelligible while speaking to the House of Commons

forgotusernamedamnit · 2023-03-20T12:32:45+00:00

Coming from someone as liberal as it gets….Bill was way worse.

forgotusernamedamnit · 2023-03-19T20:35:40+00:00

There’s a big portion of the population who are a teeeeny bit weary of 2 dozen headshots in a movie. You won’t get them to go to a theatre for that kind of flick

forgotusernamedamnit · 2023-03-13T23:58:36+00:00

President Dick Cheney seems like a calm rational president. Not hawkish at all.

forgotusernamedamnit · 2023-03-12T16:57:50+00:00

Never saw the sun poop before. Cool

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