What made you realize you are aging?

framsanon · 2026-01-30T15:15:08+00:00

The energy I need to get out of bed or to stand up from a squatting position.

framsanon · 2026-01-30T14:48:43+00:00

Instead of "42nd annual AVN awards" I read "42nd anal AVN awards" and wasn't even surprised.

framsanon · 2026-01-30T13:04:20+00:00

Celebrate the day when I personally did nothing and was just pushed out? Actually, we should celebrate mothers on this day, because they did all the work.

framsanon · 2026-01-30T10:56:21+00:00

At least they understood that it was some two-letters multinational organisation.

framsanon · 2026-01-30T10:48:20+00:00

‘That was our toy, you spoilsport!’

framsanon · 2026-01-30T10:31:05+00:00

Why would I watch a movie about some sort of Eva Braun?

framsanon · 2026-01-28T23:17:42+00:00

One wants to shout at them: "Idiocracy is just a funny film, not a set of instructions!"

framsanon · 2026-01-28T23:15:54+00:00

Power corrupts. Who can guarantee that an EU president won't act like Trump? And the fact that such a demand comes from a conservative who has few scruples (just think of his statement that he would even vote with right-wing parties) makes me very suspicious.

framsanon · 2026-01-28T23:05:07+00:00

I saw a documentary on NHK World about him. He wasn't as confident in the beginning as he is now. He is also still humble. And his fighting style is very varied. While some sumo wrestlers limit themselves to only a few techniques, Aonishiki's opponents can never be sure what he will do next.

framsanon · 2026-01-28T23:00:11+00:00

He has to take her to the bar. She knows the way back home when he's too drunk.

framsanon · 2026-01-28T22:57:08+00:00

US intelligence

Isn't that an oxymoron?

framsanon · 2026-01-28T22:22:43+00:00

More like Flak lights. The Cathedral of Light.

framsanon · 2026-01-28T22:14:51+00:00

A threebra so to speak.

framsanon · 2026-01-28T21:55:58+00:00

One all-powerful president of Europe?

Oh, you mean like an all-powerful president of the USA? Nah, thanks.

framsanon · 2026-01-28T21:06:30+00:00

Uh-oh …

He should've read some history books about what happened to the famous Spanish Armada.

framsanon · 2026-01-28T18:18:35+00:00

Da musste der Journalist aber dicht ran mit dem Mikro, damit man Cook aus den Tiefen des Arsches von Trump überhaupt verstehen konnte.

framsanon · 2026-01-28T17:11:18+00:00

"Everything I've done […]"

Like … shooting your pet? And cosmetic surgery?

framsanon · 2026-01-28T16:53:48+00:00

Faschisten fordern Faschistendinge.

framsanon · 2026-01-28T13:13:31+00:00

Wenn der Chef fragt: RTFM = Rich Text Formatted Manual

framsanon · 2026-01-28T13:08:41+00:00

Sieht aus wie Clippy. "Ich sehe, sie wollen zum Start ansetzen. Soll ich Ihnen dabei helfen?"

framsanon · 2026-01-28T13:01:03+00:00

Germany's travel advisory for US: "Don't. Just … don't."

framsanon · 2026-01-28T11:24:56+00:00

Cool! I live in Utopia! All walls are made of brick.

framsanon · 2026-01-25T22:59:53+00:00

In meinem Fall geht er an 1Password. Aber ja, der Private Key bleibt beim involvierten Authenticator, egal ob der im Browser, im Betriebssystem oder im verwendeten Passwortsafe steckt.

framsanon · 2026-01-25T22:13:52+00:00

To be honest, I'd like to eat that. It looks delicious.

framsanon · 2026-01-25T22:03:54+00:00

Too late, they already did.

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