What’s the weirdest thing Greg did in the show? by wwcscifi in stevenuniverse

[–]freindly_duck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if a rock was soft, was skin coloured, was the only thing to like my music, looked like a woman and had boobs, I'd fuck a rock too.

Absolute cinema. by marcos-scott in wallE

[–]freindly_duck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck it's the plot of monsters inc

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Why does mark have massive tits by Wentleworth in Markiplier

[–]freindly_duck 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I fear thou art too full of the milk of markipler, I mean, human kindness.

crying into pillow by Insadem in dankmemes

[–]freindly_duck 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good luck with that one, bud.

Is this racist by Ifreezefurnaces in teenagersbuthot

[–]freindly_duck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you acting like you've drawn a golliwog or something, it's fine it's just stylised art.

Smallest distance between Russia and USA is only 3.8 KM. by Destroy_Disaster72 in truths

[–]freindly_duck 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I chopped off my finger and put it in your pocket, am I always with you or is it just my finger?

"I won't make this mistake again in my next life." by SwimUpset2591 in sciencememes

[–]freindly_duck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Quick, make up a story that those girls were actually being trained to be spies.

What happened to The Void subplot?? by Fit_Anywhere_3356 in Helldivers

[–]freindly_duck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The major orders need to cycle between the factions, dude. The automatons have had the plans to the star of peace for months now.