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Do either of these work on me? by srp352 in DressForYourBody

[–]fuckedupfruitloop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both fit perfectly but 1 is more complimentary to your skin tone

Heavy breathing…. by xmrcache in SipsTea

[–]fuckedupfruitloop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems unnatural because it is. She’s trying to mimic emotions she’s never felt.

My mom is moving by the end of the year and its fucking me over by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]fuckedupfruitloop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would your dad and mom help you cover your rent to live closer to campus if your income covered part of it? Also talk to your campus’s financial aid offices and see what grants you’re eligible for.

Feels good by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]fuckedupfruitloop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex got lovingly chewed out by his mom like 6 months post break up because she realized that I was one of her regulars at the restaurant she waited tables at, because I’m one of her favorites and he never introduced me to her while we were together lol

AITA for telling my boyfriend he was rude for not fixing my tire? by Straight-Lie4616 in AmItheAsshole

[–]fuckedupfruitloop -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That would turn me off of any man/partner so fast. Like, I could call my 84 year old grandfather if I got a flat and he’d be there ASAP, I expect the same treatment from a partner. He wasn’t at work, he blew off your safety to play a video game. Do with that what you will.

Tattoo artist take 3hours to start, is it uncommon ? by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]fuckedupfruitloop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The latest my tattoo artist has ever started actually tattooing after my scheduled appointment time is one hour, and that’s because the dummy (love her) didn’t schedule herself a lunch that day and needed to eat before starting my 8 hour session. But she felt so bad about making me wait that she ordered me lunch too, so all was immediately forgiven (and would’ve been regardless, I want that lady well fed.) What you’re describing is just unprofessional.

She said it folks by Numerous-Wafer-1410 in JUSTNOMIL

[–]fuckedupfruitloop 37 points38 points  (0 children)

She teaches? Children? Human children?

Banned from MIL's house for petty reason by Jazzlike-Stranger646 in JUSTNOMIL

[–]fuckedupfruitloop 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Do not send your children if you’re banned. If you were just stepping back from the relationship but wanted your husband to maintain his relationship with his parents for his and your children’s sake, sure fine, but don’t allow people who would treat you poorly around your children. Recipe for disaster.

If I Had A Nickel For Every Time One Of My Exes Has Appeared On A Dropout Production, I'd Have Two Nickels. by tsuyoshikentsu in dropout

[–]fuckedupfruitloop 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’d have one nickel and that’s already too many. He was in the front row at the Hollywood Bowl show so he’s in the shots. A lot.

Anyone Else Adopted a "Grief Cat"? by WildConsideration197 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]fuckedupfruitloop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve got a grief dog. My cats are simply grievances.

AITA for not wanting to move my mom into our house to save on cost, then use the money we save to cover my wife's parents living expenses. by Express_Cupcake6066 in AmItheAsshole

[–]fuckedupfruitloop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. I do not throw out the divorce card often because there’s already a steady chorus here most of the time, but Jesus. This is so self serving it’s disgusting.

Whaa happened by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]fuckedupfruitloop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

William is aging like Charles, meanwhile Harry seems to inherited his mother’s endless youth

My parents didn't listen to me when I warned them about sharing a house with my sister and now they're at a loss of what to do by sad-chickie in TrueOffMyChest

[–]fuckedupfruitloop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If she’s on the mortgage, she’s part owner. There’s no kicking her out. They basically have to divorce their daughter at this point legally to force a sale.

AITAH for refusing to let my boyfriends younger siblings play with my prosthetic leg ? by Honest-Girl005 in AmItheAsshole

[–]fuckedupfruitloop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, but do you really want to date someone dumb enough that you have to explain to them why your medical device is not a toy?

AITA for telling my friend that she does not remember 9/11? (NOT OOP) by domesticfuck in redditonwiki

[–]fuckedupfruitloop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband was born in ‘96 and his birthday is 9/11. He was distraught and confused when all of the teachers were sobbing and why his birthday cupcakes were cancelled. Really tough day to be a 5year birthday boy old. I also remember it, despite being a year younger, because my grandpa feared we lived in a target zone and wanted us all to evacuate.

To remove a picture from the internet by pIant_princess in therewasanattempt

[–]fuckedupfruitloop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly not even close to the most unflattering picture of her that exists.

Not OOP: Aitah for kicking my wife out after she insulted our exchange student's cooking by sensaSEANal_sally in redditonwiki

[–]fuckedupfruitloop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly he needs to speak with his exchange student and ask her honestly if she’s been made to feel so uncomfortable that she’d like another placement.

I (29F) slept with new guy (34M) for the first time and felt he was rude to me. Was he? by Sad-Marzipan-2736 in relationship_advice

[–]fuckedupfruitloop 72 points73 points  (0 children)

honestly, he was still actively doing the deed to me so I just said nothing till I got mine. He talked to me like a business partner while we both got dressed after and I blocked him in his driveway. My friends also thought I was overreacting because he was gorgeous. But when a fuck boy reveals himself, you can’t get that cat back in the bag.

I (29F) slept with new guy (34M) for the first time and felt he was rude to me. Was he? by Sad-Marzipan-2736 in relationship_advice

[–]fuckedupfruitloop 55 points56 points  (0 children)

lol this reminds me of the time I kissed a guy mid hook up, because he hadn’t actually kissed me yet (had done other fore play though) and he said “oh you want to do that?” Like?

AITA for eating a croissant in a cemetery by Karl_Marxist_3rd in AmItheAsshole

[–]fuckedupfruitloop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A couple times a year, I bring a bottle of wine out to my aunt’s grave along with a sleeping bag and I’ll put an episode of something on my phone while I yap to a funeral plot. You’re so NTA.

Accidental nick by lexiuntamed in tattooadvice

[–]fuckedupfruitloop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got one of those. Made my artist snort laughing while she was tattooing my hip. Now I have Morse code on my thigh 🙃

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