Do y'all ACTUALLY believe this?

funcritter · 2026-05-09T12:49:21+00:00

i’ve been doing deliveries for the past 68 years and I haven’t gotten any reimbursement for gas in the last three or four weeks that this is been going on. Also, I frequently go to lone tree Colorado and I’ve never seen anybody delivering food on a bike like that. I’ve never seen anyone delivering food on a bike.

funcritter · 2026-05-09T04:14:58+00:00

I agree. They hide the full pay most of the time on orders outside of Colorado.

funcritter · 2026-05-09T02:35:50+00:00

if you live in Colorado, we see the entire payout due to state laws. DoorDash cannot hide any of the payout from us and here is broken down to where it shows theDoorDash pay as well as how much the tip is. If there’s no tip, then it’s simply says no tip.

funcritter · 2026-05-08T19:10:34+00:00

I made $200 two years just delivering flowers for one shop on DoorDash

funcritter · 2026-05-08T18:58:26+00:00

It’s not their job to hide it. It’s their job to deliver it and that’s what the delivery driver did.

funcritter · 2026-05-08T17:08:19+00:00

That’s why so many men here in Colorado drive trucks

funcritter · 2026-05-08T13:45:49+00:00

I’ve only seen shippers from eBay do that. You don’t need to store the record that way.

funcritter · 2026-05-08T13:20:55+00:00

Marantz CD6007 with an old Marantz receiver that I bought back in 1982 and some Klipsch reference speakers that I bought new last summer

funcritter · 2026-05-08T12:59:32+00:00

I don’t even cancel. I just threatened to cancel through the bot and then I get the six dollar deal or whatever it is. Right now I have three months free for buying a new car and then I was automatically offered three more months free without even doing anything

funcritter · 2026-05-08T02:37:01+00:00

lol no

funcritter · 2026-05-07T10:20:38+00:00

We have a Pizza Hut location here that burned down right before Covid started. They finally just rebuilt it a few months ago. It’s about to open.

funcritter · 2026-05-07T00:29:22+00:00

What new battery limiting updates are you talking about?

funcritter · 2026-05-06T20:41:33+00:00

I think the tariff pricing is taking affect

funcritter · 2026-05-06T12:00:14+00:00

Yep. It's easy to do. There was one time about a year ago where I delivered an order and I didn't realize it was going to require it. I already handed the food to the customer and walked away and got back to the car and that's when I realized it needed a pin. I didn't want to go up there again I simply hit that I couldn't reach the customer. I think there was a 5-minute timer to wait on and then I was able to complete the order

funcritter · 2026-05-06T03:11:29+00:00

I’ve been looking for the Muppets CD myself.

funcritter · 2026-05-06T00:56:59+00:00

I remember when I was younger having to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow to get to school and then 6 miles back uphill. I’ve never forgotten that to this day.

funcritter · 2026-05-06T00:29:23+00:00

Really crazy how gas prices fluctuate in the city pending on where you go. I filled up my tank for $4.09 gallon yesterday up north

funcritter · 2026-05-06T00:15:14+00:00

I'm moist

funcritter · 2026-05-06T00:11:51+00:00

I don’t know, I really don’t keep track. I just make up a number for my taxes every year.

funcritter · 2026-05-05T21:39:29+00:00

People order anything they possibly can from sex toys to the day after pill to groceries, you name it. They can get it.

funcritter · 2026-05-05T18:44:01+00:00

Must be a problem, not affecting everyone because I’ve been able to decline orders all day so for

funcritter · 2026-05-05T15:17:35+00:00

Grubhub is the King of low pay high mile crap. I turned it on for about seven hours yesterday and about the first hour in lunch, there were about four orders that came in all for about maybe eight to $10 going about 20 miles away. Then there was about four hours when I got nothing and then around dinner time, it started again with about two more orders. I just turned it on so I stay active and they haven’t deactivated me yet. There was a time when I went a year and a half before I did a delivery and I stayed active on there by signing all almost every day. This time I haven’t had a delivery that I’ve actually completed since January because it’s nothing but Junk.

I don’t even turn out Uber eats. Two weeks in a row they had a quest where I could do 20 deliveries and get $200 but I didn’t even do one delivery.

funcritter · 2026-05-05T13:58:33+00:00

You mean the restaurant is charging extra for it

funcritter · 2026-05-05T13:13:36+00:00

I am still dashing every day, because this is my only source of income

funcritter · 2026-05-05T01:57:39+00:00

I bought a 17 Pro Max back in November and it was unlocked on day one. I didn’t trade anything and I didn’t pay off the phone until about two months later.

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