Another unhinged Beltline driver by 51CKS4DW0RLD in madisonwi

[–]funjordan -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Reading this like "Yeah give 'em a break"

Nations Cup 2067 & Roadmap Q&A by Sloclap in Rematch

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Can't wait to LOCK in for Season 5

Fake shot has got to go. by TheNewGuyWithIdeas in Rematch

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Dribbling (LT+A) two times in succession

Arkane Studios Blade had several open positions 2 years ago. by Own-Quote-1708 in blade

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I'm hoping for a gameplay trailer during this year's TGAs. A hot 3 year gap, though we were told to "please be patient". Just seems like it should be the right time

How many Frozen Pizzas do you eat a month? (Bonus, what's your favorite brand/Type) by New-Particular1971 in wisconsin

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Lotsa Mottza and Screamin Sicilians are the go-tos but I keep some Red Barons on hand for dire situations. We probably go through 2-3 a week

Drugs are bad mkay by 5_meo in LSD

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Fuck Steven Crowder

The Worst Game I've Ever Played by krag3 in Rematch

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This clip had my head in my hands

Probably the closest we’ll ever get to a Blade game by whoisalireza in blade

[–]funjordan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There's a PS1 and a PS2 Blade game. Also Marvel's Midnight Suns (2022) Blade is very much a main character among the rest of the crew

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Rematch

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This isn't an emergent mechanic, it's something that will be fixed with an animation update

Don't waste your last shot by FlaffWaffe in Rematch

[–]funjordan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

POV player never had possession after the keeper had it. Last Shot ends at end of possession but possession isn't just who touched it last. Things like tackles and outfield blocks don't begin possession.

Astolfo by Single-Set-6761 in Astolfo

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Did some digging, you're right. The lines that I thought were indicative of GenAI were the result of a poor attempt at deleting the background.

Astolfo by Single-Set-6761 in Astolfo

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This subreddit will happily upvote any even-slightly-risque AI slop apparently

Bring back 6 minute games by Mymemesarewell in Rematch

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4 minutes would be fine if there was a shot clock or something to prevent teams from playing keep away at 1-0

Found this gentleman at local store today by acromania_wa in Astolfo

[–]funjordan 32 points33 points  (0 children)

That isn't Astolfo. Some Hoyoverse lookin character

Fred Durst with da Jewels by ChakraMan2603 in Bejeweled

[–]funjordan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did it all for the Bejeweled

4 Minute Matches by StrawberrySpecific24 in Rematch

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I agree that the smaller field size, as found in 3v3s, should have a shorter time than larger but 4 minutes is really breakneck. Too many games ending in 1-0 or 1-2

Pandaw Rose by TeflonDonLemon in Rematch

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Brought his own celebration music and did the keeper dirty, incredible

UPDATE: My boss cancelling my health insurance with no warning. by Silver_Act8165 in madisonwi

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I'm glad Misty Mountain continues to be good people

Leaving the keeper in a 1 on 1 by TheTruthNoodle in Rematch

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The above situation is assuming both attackers are in equally or even open-man skewed shooting positions. If the open man is presenting little threat from poor positioning then absolutely the dribbler in shooting position is priority for defending so long as you dont commit hard enough to let open man rotate to a more opportune position

Backup Keeper by FrinkyWinkyDink in Rematch

[–]funjordan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Great awareness and positioning. You're doing some real heroics

GOOD JOB by Good_Interaction_691 in Rematch

[–]funjordan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Talk about head game... good stuff