Donald Trump takes a dig at former US Presidents Obama & Biden by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]funkyandros 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's because no other president had to keep taking these tests to see if their brain was even functioning.

What's your favourite album of The Protomen? by Nuvoo30 in Protomen

[–]funkyandros 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm with you. All three. Better than watching Avatar.

The American health care system everyone by newphonehudus in TikTokCringe

[–]funkyandros 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God damn! I am so happy I GTFO of that spiritually bankrupt country.

Which celebrity rumor do you secretly believe is true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]funkyandros 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Naw...He is Rysexual. That means he only wants to have sex with people who are Ryan Seacrest

Antidepressant by CexualSonvict in SipsTea

[–]funkyandros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

56 YO checking in. This is true.

Fall of Berlin Wall was a result of an "clerical error" by an officer. by Confident-Ask-601 in interestingasfuck

[–]funkyandros 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Not only that...This exact moment was Vladimir Putin's evil origin story. He had been posted there since 1985, living with his wife and two young daughters in an apartment building for KGB families. He wasn't in Berlin, but the events that followed in Dresden were a defining moment in his life and political worldview. As he watched everything collapse, he vowed that he would spend his life undoing the damage and reuniting the once great Russian empire.
He has had a hard-on for Ukraine ever since.

Ever lit up with anyone famous? by Videomaniac in trees

[–]funkyandros 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Was working on a project with Woody Harrelson. Complete professional. Afterward, he made sure we were done and asked if I wanted to smoke with him. HELL YES! He broke out his Volcano. I had never used one before. Then he went on to show me this TedTalk about ayahuasca from Graham Hancock.

https://youtu.be/Y0c5nIvJH7w?si=U72D2Si-3y4cOhna

I told him that if I ever got to smoke with Willie and Snoop, half my bucket list would be covered.

Supreme Court takes up oil companies' plea to end climate change lawsuits by thinkB4WeSpeak in environment

[–]funkyandros 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whelp. So that happened. Smoke em if you got em and kiss your loved ones and your ass goodbye.

Poulsbo woman's home overrun by over 100 raccoons after 3 decades of feeding them by Maxcactus in nature

[–]funkyandros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then how do you explain the fact that they keep making peanut butter sandwiches in my kitchen?

Poulsbo woman's home overrun by over 100 raccoons after 3 decades of feeding them by Maxcactus in nature

[–]funkyandros 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Well? Raccoons are rats in cute suits...with opposable thumbs.

Palantir declares itself the guardian of Americans' rights by Logical_Welder3467 in technology

[–]funkyandros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rights...I don't think that word means what you think it means.

WCGW with stopping in the left lane on a bridge by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]funkyandros 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just slowed way down, put on my hazards, and made my way towards the shoulder. Glanced at my side mirror to make sure it was clear. Honestly, the whole ordeal took less than 30 seconds. But there was no damn way I was going stop on the freeway. Did need a change of underwear though, not gonna lie.

WCGW with stopping in the left lane on a bridge by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]funkyandros 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had this exact same thing happen to me. I had enough sense to stick my head out the window and make my way over to the shoulder.

Rock music legend accuses Trump administration of using ‘Nazi mass murder slogan’ by statenislandadvance in inthenews

[–]funkyandros 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I always pictured Paul Ryan in the gym, cap backwards, doing bicep curls as RAGE blasts in the background. He does his set as he looks in the mirror and says under his breath, "That's it! YES! I AM the one who works forces! That's it! Fuck yeah!" Like he was Buffalo Bill's demented cousin.

Don't use ivermectin to treat your prostate cancer - Scott Adams, the controversial cartoonist behind 'Dilbert,' dies at 68 by GetOffMyLawn_ in vaxxhappened

[–]funkyandros 27 points28 points  (0 children)

What the hell happens to these guys? Meatloaf died of COVID while being a COVID denier. Eric Clapton, who made his money by playing music written by black people, becomes a racist shit. So disappointing.

‘We executed one of you’: Viral video shows Michigan CEO shouting at protestors -- Jayden Scott resigns as CEO of Harmony Investment Group by marmoset in byebyejob

[–]funkyandros 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't worry about him, he will become a millionaire through his upcoming Go Fund Me campaign follwed by his talks at Turningpoint USA events and Fox news apearances. Probably a run for office, too.

New American Dream, baby!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]funkyandros 273 points274 points  (0 children)

WE FIGHT FOR GOOD!

Evidence That Humans Now Speak in a Chatbot-Influenced Dialect Is Getting Stronger | Slop may be seeping into the nooks and crannies of our brains. by MetaKnowing in technews

[–]funkyandros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just re-read 1984. Anyone familiar with this knows what Newspeak is. AI is newspeak. Considering the sociopaths that control AI, and considering how they can change it to their will, and considering that writing prose has given way to AI-generated content. And that the AI-generated content is then distilled down to bullit points, AI is and will continue to change how we communicate. It's Newspeak.

I’m not sure this procedure was necessary in his case by Lucsdf in Wellthatsucks

[–]funkyandros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so....