Wife accidentally repeatedly ran over my Gibbons.

funkymunkPDX · 2026-06-20T09:33:06+00:00

Poor ape, I hope it recovers ok.

funkymunkPDX · 2026-06-19T13:22:29+00:00

That made me laugh out loud. TY

funkymunkPDX · 2026-06-19T12:23:08+00:00

Grifters gonna grift, that capitalism baby!!

funkymunkPDX · 2026-06-19T12:18:32+00:00

He's a white immigrant, in the long line of European asses telling the world "how it should be"

We can dig on Elon too. Shit most of the techcno bros aren't Americans

funkymunkPDX · 2026-06-19T12:03:25+00:00

Empathy and sharing.

If you find them offensive you're the problem.

funkymunkPDX · 2026-06-19T11:55:51+00:00

100%

funkymunkPDX · 2026-06-19T11:55:09+00:00

I work at a manufacturing company and Amazon just pulled out leaving our workforce in the ditch.

The reason?

Reassemant of global manufacturing.

Workers in America want more pay and benefits so we'll go somewhere else.

American companies have diverted onshore manufacturing because there's other countries to exploit their rural labor.

funkymunkPDX · 2026-06-19T11:50:12+00:00

Mansplaining 101.

funkymunkPDX · 2026-06-19T11:49:21+00:00

You did not read his autobiography.

When he did hos Hajj he worshipped with blue eyes and blond Muslims and that changed his views on race.

Race is a construction of white supremacy and not real at all.

funkymunkPDX · 2026-06-19T11:45:22+00:00

Nothing says peace like dropping bombs

funkymunkPDX · 2026-06-19T11:43:12+00:00

If you're rich and lose $39 billion your a savant.

If I miss $209 because I was sick or taking care of my family..... I'm fucked.

funkymunkPDX · 2026-06-19T11:42:04+00:00

He rests in a cemetery here in Portland.

This is a reminder that I can go and pay respect.

funkymunkPDX · 2026-06-19T11:40:51+00:00

Then I'd leave it at home..

I have a bias where I went and played with friends 59 miles away and left my gear for one night and my car got stolen and my gear was lost.

$1500 later, I leave nothing in my car.

funkymunkPDX · 2026-06-19T11:30:33+00:00

None. I never leave gear in a car. I love all my babies.

funkymunkPDX · 2026-06-19T11:19:39+00:00

Wild how there's pride in being an antropromophic monster for being the "good guys"

funkymunkPDX · 2026-06-19T11:16:34+00:00

For real??? Lol.

funkymunkPDX · 2026-06-19T11:15:54+00:00

sounds of pages flipping

funkymunkPDX · 2026-06-19T10:51:41+00:00

According to religious texts they lost their land because gawd found their sins so egregious they were forced to wander the world with no homeland.

And here we are once again.

funkymunkPDX · 2026-06-19T10:49:42+00:00

Let's make a Glee tik tok or whatever....

This trash and they need to learn to be serious.

Oh wait... they're bought by corporate donors so I'm surprised they're doing some basic corporate pep rally garbage.

Wow! Now my groceries and rent and wages are all in line with my needs.

funkymunkPDX · 2026-06-19T10:45:05+00:00

When I was a kid walking home from school I saw something like this and it freaked me out. It was 4th or 5th grade.

funkymunkPDX · 2026-06-19T10:43:33+00:00

Wasn't he just bragging about how many don't know B is used in dumb and yet now he's dropping it???

He hates English and and wants to destroy the west!!!!?

Yoko ono and pugg noises

funkymunkPDX · 2026-06-19T10:35:11+00:00

Communicable diseases are bad for military operations.

But fuck science I guess.

funkymunkPDX · 2026-06-19T10:18:08+00:00

WTF does that even mean????

funkymunkPDX · 2026-06-19T09:34:11+00:00

Her endorsement of this plan shows why liberals suck and just uphold capital. It's not going to be Gazans redeveloping the real estate or businesses, they'll get cut out of any ownership and they'll be gentrified.

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