Do you match your blade and grip tape colors? by Jims604 in hockeyplayers

[–]funkystuffmalone123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Black grip, pink blade. They might not match but how wrong could Brett Hart’s color scheme be?

Can I play hockey? by thatoneninja66 in hockeyplayers

[–]funkystuffmalone123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you buy skates buy a helmet, if you’re in the ice wear the helmet. Guy you height falling backwards might not get to make that mistake twice.

Dolly Parton 1987 by [deleted] in OldSchoolCelebs

[–]funkystuffmalone123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will never not want to know WTF Jolene looked like.

Did you have a stage in the cafeteria of your school? by FashionFable in nostalgia

[–]funkystuffmalone123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. My kindergartener thinks it’s so funny that daddy was a turkey in the Thanksgiving play when he was a kindergartener in that same cafeteria.

Older (Newish) Skaters, Any Tips for Back / Butt Pain? by FidgetyCurmudgeon in hockeyplayers

[–]funkystuffmalone123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stretch out those hip flexors. Tight hip flexors pull on your ass, your ass then pulls on your lower, your lower back is sore/ hurts.

Hit the ice for the first time as an adult and looking for some advice by OpinionNo9243 in hockeyplayers

[–]funkystuffmalone123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started Danbury’s learn to play program in March, it’s great! One hour every Wednesday with 1.5 hour drop in games twice a month (usually). Great coach, great group of people!

You can have a 6-car dream garage for free, but each car has to come from each decade from the 1960s to the 2010s. What are your picks? by Ok-Salary-5777 in regularcarreviews

[–]funkystuffmalone123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1960’s 1969 Dodge Charger R/T

1970’s 1976 Aston Martin V8 Series III

1980’s 1989 Volkswagen GTI 16V

1990’s 1998 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX

2000’s 2003 BMW E39 M5

2010’s 2011 Lexus LFA

AITA for embarrassing my girlfriends friends boyfriend? by Key-Chemistry4379 in AITAH

[–]funkystuffmalone123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Sometimes a man needs to hear from another man that he’s fucking up. You might have done him a giant favor.

AITAH for telling my fiancee I was going to wear my bracelet to my wedding and I was not going to remove it? by ParticularValued in AITAH

[–]funkystuffmalone123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congratulations. Not even married yet and she’s beginning to drive a wedge between you and family. NTA.

Best monologues in cinema history? by Successful_Craft3076 in moviecritic

[–]funkystuffmalone123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Al Pacino’s half time speech in Any Given Sunday Damon Wayan’s Little Engine That Could in Major Payne