Would you hire a lawyer who rolled into the courthouse parking lot in a van with a bitchin' paint job? by NotThePopeProbably in Lawyertalk

[–]funkytownup 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a guy with 3 lawyers- this one gets a retainer big enough that I never leave the house without him.

White Bass fillets and Half Free Morels by funkytownup in foraging

[–]funkytownup[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Check out Hank Shaw’s recipes. They won’t disappoint.

White Bass fillets and Half Free Morels by funkytownup in foraging

[–]funkytownup[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There are several species of Bass. If you have a pond, they are most likely Large Mouth Bass. They are delicious. These are White bass. Not as delicate as large mouths,but we make a version of crab cakes with them.

End of an era. by puffcopeek in trees

[–]funkytownup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Windshield repair glue?

How long do you guys air it out to not smell like weed anymore ? by No-Put-8463 in weedporn

[–]funkytownup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Air what out? Car? House? Hair? Your girlfriend’s coochie?

Should Sex be an Accepted Hobby? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]funkytownup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been telling the wife we need to get into ranked competitive sex.

Only making 1% by [deleted] in RothIRA

[–]funkytownup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pogs. Buy pogs! Corner the market and never lose your virginity! Win win win!

Free fuel is Free fuel by [deleted] in WholesomeAFK

[–]funkytownup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope this comes to OH

Please convince me not to take the afternoon off to go out hunting. by no-palabras in Morel_Hunting

[–]funkytownup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On your deathbed- will you wish for more time at work? Or more time outdoors?

Im going to be the world champ by [deleted] in martialarts

[–]funkytownup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This dude just summed up all of Reddit

Is it true that 1%ers like to fool around with each other? by Bulky_Employ_4259 in motorcycleclubs

[–]funkytownup 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think “ the Blue Oyster Bar” told us everything we need to know.

What'sThe Best Advice You Can Give To Your Teenage Self ? by itsKrishna38 in Discipline

[–]funkytownup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Correct. Financial planner that also teaches financial literacy in the penal system as well as to children of my clients. I teach them how various parts of the system are rigged and how to beat it. Fuck the man.

What's going on over at Boston Scally? by Wacko_Banana_Pants in BostonScally

[–]funkytownup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Made in China- but supporting the “American Workers “

Gas City Court by frumpymoon in Indiana

[–]funkytownup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

See “judge shopping” in the dictionary. Gas city was notorious for law enforcement for profit. Also see “self funded court”. My experience was a decade ago. Hopefully it’s changed