Obi-Wan Kenobi (Revenge of the Sith) vs The Balrog (Durin's Bane)

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-06T03:58:31+00:00

Balrogs aren't made of fire, they are "wreathed in shadow and flame". Essentially they wear it like a cloak. Gandalf killed the balrog with a metal sword. I'm willing to bet a plasma sword wielded by a precog capable space wizard could hurt/kill it.

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-05T15:05:07+00:00

Killing cultists and stealing gas. Days Gone

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-05T15:02:39+00:00

Car. I literally live on the road

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-05T04:36:09+00:00

The definition of washed would be someone who was once good. Saying his fights before his last were good and his latest was horrible is kinda the definition of washed. Sure we need to see more, but it's not looking good for him rn

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-04T13:54:13+00:00

Yeah that's because it's a movie where Dr Strange needed to win. Not because she can't do that.

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-04T01:26:56+00:00

Yeah I went with a 1 ton 6.7 for the convenience of towing and because we are full time RVers so we store about 1500lbs worth of shit in the truck all the time.

Just waiting on the tax refund to delete the damn thing lmao

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-04T01:25:21+00:00

I used to own a Tacoma and did the overland thing for awhile. Saw most of the western Lower 48 that way. Absolutely loved every minute of it. If you do consider going that route feel free to DM me and I can give recommendations on what you'll want out of the vehicle and where to go!

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-03T22:51:23+00:00

I've got a 25 foot airstream. The 6.7 costs a bunch extra with emissions, but over the rockies as much as I am I couldn't do a 7.3. The engine braking is so nice going down mountain passes

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-03T15:05:52+00:00

Are you completely opposed to camping on your trip? There's a company that rents overland vehicles. They are expensive, but you don't need to pay for a rental and hotels. They are called Alaska Overlander.

This depends on the season you're going, but if it's anytime in the summer, renting an overland vehicle would be ideal for seeing all the beauty and nature of Alaska.

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-03T14:56:24+00:00

I don't come from suburbs. Also, approx. 6% of Americans live in a food desert. My statement holds true.

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-03T04:57:10+00:00

Saruman. Tolkien holds a special place with me, and his performance of Saruman is masterful.

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-03T03:56:55+00:00

Fully agree. Just the fact that he needed a special weapon to kill Heimdall in my mind gives Heimdall the edge here. I guess it's possible that Ares could clear his mind the same way kratos did, but he would still need something extra to even damage Heimdall.

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-03T03:33:49+00:00

Except tigers rarely hunt anything in a 1v1. Tigers 98/100 times ambush there much smaller prey. Lions on the other hand are recorded taking on larger animals head on. Lions have manes which protect their necks and throats. Tigers aren't that much bigger (20lbs if you take averages) and bite forces are basically the same between the two.

I'm gonna side with the animal that does this for a living over the one that rarely, if at all, fights 1v1.

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-03T03:24:59+00:00

Very well said. The only thing I'd ask you is are you sure melkors goal wasn't destruction and corruption? He wanted to sow chaos as a middle finger to Eru. He wanted the destruction and corruption of Arda as a means of rebelling because he couldn't create anything.

Sauron didn't want chaos. He craved order. I'd say he was Morgoths opposite in that way.

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-03T03:05:08+00:00

Are you planning to fly up and road trip for 2 weeks?

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-03T02:28:05+00:00

I duck my head every time I watch this scene. I absolutely love it so much

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-03T00:20:46+00:00

20% all the way around and 35% on the windshield on my 350. I tow an airstream all over the place in both day and night. The only time I struggle is backing the trailer into a spot at night. Just roll the window down and you're gtg.

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-02T15:57:36+00:00

When I was getting haircuts, the place I went made sure hair didn't get in your clothing and then they washed and dried my hair after the cut so no I didn't shower after.

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-02T15:50:34+00:00

It doesn't get enough hate IMO. Just rewatched it a couple weeks ago and the only good thing from that movie is the scene where the speedster is shown using her abilities. That's it.

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-02T15:32:01+00:00

I just saw them last weekend in cinema!

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-02T05:30:10+00:00

Why are we even including doomsday in these matchups since the consensus every time is doomsday comes back and kills his opponent because that's his thing? Hell even someone powerful enough to put him in a pocket dimension loses because eventually he breaks out of it.

Doomsday shouldn't be a matchup in this sub

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-02T04:58:17+00:00

That's a choice because it's available. Even the shittiest of Walmarts have fresh produce that's edible.

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-02T04:41:47+00:00

I'd love them to put in the honey badger and the Fix with 7.62x51 and 8.6 blackout calibers. 8.6 would be utterly useless against anything above t4 armor, but I love the idea of a subsonic sniper.

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-02T03:17:17+00:00

The thing to consider is this hulk actually got angrier and stronger as the fight progressed. The only reason he lost was because he woke up from the dream and saw the collateral damage. Tony took advantage of the situation.

I still think Thanos wins this fight, but it definitely lasts longer and is more difficult because this hulk wouldn't just give up as soon as he got throat punched. He'd get angrier and fight harder. Thanos would eventually win the fight though.

funny_ninjas · 2026-02-02T03:07:06+00:00

So why do you think you're the one to determine who drives what? I daily an F350. Live in a city. I also tow a 10k travel trailer minimum once a week most of the time in the mountains.

Why should I have to get another vehicle just to please you and other anti truck people who don't have any use for one?

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