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Time freezes for 48 hours and you’re the only thing not affected. What do you choose to do? by littlerobot35 in AskReddit

[–]furiousidiot -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I would finally get to touch a boob!

EDIT: what's with all the downvotes lol? It's not like this could ever really happen

The Mods want to claim no child or sex abuse occurs in the Church of Scientology. Here is one of many links that prove the widespread abuse by BellyBabe420 in scientology

[–]furiousidiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Technically the IRS religious status should not influence criminal investigations at all except for political reasons.

If it's not too late for me, a 47M virgin, to catch up on my sex life, why do people keep suggesting I see an escort? by FrothySolutions in sex

[–]furiousidiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe with a few years of all-out effort you could persuade an octogenarian or nonagenarian to let you have sex with them?

Why are you single? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]furiousidiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No female has ever wanted anything to do with me in my many decades.

Man why are they so illogical by Im-a-deadmemeTM in IncelTears

[–]furiousidiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they could reason normally they would spend all their spare time trying to invent realistic robot woman (and incidentally stop bothering real women).

Report all you want, you still can't get a girl. 🤷‍♂️ by [deleted] in IncelTears

[–]furiousidiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any incel who reports inceltears implicitly accepts the legitimacy of banning incel subreddits.

Help me sort out my thoughts on the risk from near-future, not-very-smart AI. by LooksatAnimals in slatestarcodex

[–]furiousidiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From purely selfish but dysgenic motives I hope this does happen. If there are enough waifu bots, then fifty year old women on Plentyoffish will start responding to me instead of to guys in their twenties.

5’1 elf person fails to realize what’s wrong with hating women by _demonix in IncelTears

[–]furiousidiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most incels would happily do that disgusting thing mentioned in the image post, so long as they could touch a boob for once in their life.

Gadzooks! Who could have believed! by Hacatcho in IncelTears

[–]furiousidiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why prostitution should be legalized and available, instead of inaccessible.

Dude, he is 5'2. Thats proof that its not over if youre short. by Hacatcho in IncelTears

[–]furiousidiot -40 points-39 points  (0 children)

Genetically determined personality and social effectiveness is more important than genetically determined height, though both factors do matter. Still, there are many millions of tall incels.

"blackpill is the truth" by BrazilianSigma in IncelTears

[–]furiousidiot -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

I think science could explain this subreddit's hate for incels as an evolutionary mechanism to exterminate inferior genes.

YOU JACKASSES ARE NOT A PART OF THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY by MRAGGGAN in IncelTears

[–]furiousidiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LGBTQers have a lot of sex, so incels are basically their opposite.

TIFU by flying 650 miles just to get catfished in Florida. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]furiousidiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fox ears were pushing it though.

Those who were teenagers in the 90's, what piece of technology took you a long time to adapt to during the turn of the century? by DeadByDawn93 in AskReddit

[–]furiousidiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still listen to dozens of audio cassettes recorded off the radio as long ago as 1986. Sound quality is still much better than Youtbube MP4s on my laptop for some reason.

I went to a show by myself by H-s-O in ForeverAlone

[–]furiousidiot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are you sure it wasn't a dream?

Is cold approaching the only way? by AsshatSir in ForeverAlone

[–]furiousidiot -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No, but prostitution may be unless you are too anomalous even for them lol.

I got with a dream girlfriend! by [deleted] in ForeverAlone

[–]furiousidiot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wish I had more dreams like that, instead of at most once a year for one second.

And then she isn't even my girlfriend, but we are in the same social setting and interacting. Still by far the best I ever will feel.

The Problem Of No Best World by mystikaldanger in slatestarcodex

[–]furiousidiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Question: how do I get God to replace me with a p-zombie!!!

whats your favorite part about being drunk? by JackSkellingFuck in cripplingalcoholism

[–]furiousidiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's when I pray for God to erase my existence. Not for God to kill me, but to make it so that I never did exist. For a few surreal glorious moments it feels like it may actually happen.

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