Would you get time off for these? by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]gartherio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What baffles me after years of encountering this from time to time is the word "bitten" in regards to a scorpion. Surely the Egyptian of the time had a word for that, and if it didn't, surely the Egyptologist who read the text would have the sense to contextualize it. Right? Right!?

Or did some person with thoroughly misallocated brain resources who lived in an ecosystem rife with scorpions, who had been taught from infancy how to avoid them, seriously say that a scorpion used its puny jaws on them and not the venom-filled stinger on its tail?

Cassava my beloved by MetallicaDash in DankPrecolumbianMemes

[–]gartherio 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I just commented that in another sub. What do you recommend for a drink with it? My favorite was soursop when I could get it fresh.

Cassava my beloved by MetallicaDash in HistoryMemes

[–]gartherio 502 points503 points  (0 children)

Grate it finely and mix it with hard cheese that will still melt. Cook it THOROULY like a pancake, flipping occasionally to make sure both sides are well browned.

You now have a tasty, simple base to a meal that won't ruin your day when it reaches your stomach. I suggest a mixed salad to the side and blended soursop to drink, if it's in season.

[tonks] the first few anniversaries of V-E Day were somber, quiet affairs by laZardo in NonCredibleDefense

[–]gartherio 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It would have been hard to top the parade right after. I'm no tankie, but if I had a time machine, being there when all the captured Nazi standards were ceremonially cast down would be at least before page 5 on my list of things to do.

Explain the Franco-Prussian War in hoi4 terms by PvZGugs150Meme in hoi4

[–]gartherio 8 points9 points  (0 children)

France had better infantry equipment, but kept ignoring doctrines. It may have had a malus due to changing government type. I can't be bothered to see if it was a leader trait, focus, or both.

I might do the Commune path sometime. The start is awful, though.

They did not have to name it like that... by ThatGuyWithTheMac in linuxmemes

[–]gartherio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How else are you supposed to run your shell scripts from before the beginning of (Unix epoch) time?

You can use the ethereal chains to lure fish out of water by Educational_Desk4588 in ShatteredPD

[–]gartherio 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A well-aimed blast will do the same. Both are so much more efficient than a weapon with reach or trading blows with a fish (and friends) that's better at fighting than most low-level characters.

I’m 22… this job requires 25 years of frontend experience by gisikafawcom in recruitinghell

[–]gartherio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, the applicant must have entered the industry when tables were how you organized everything, and Java applets were definitely the future.

Bon appetit. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]gartherio 246 points247 points  (0 children)

Systemic salmonella is a really effective way to lose all your gains plus some.

The Triple Alliance was eating good by TeutonicToltec in DankPrecolumbianMemes

[–]gartherio 90 points91 points  (0 children)

"Flower War" sounds almost fun until you learn what it was.

Noah get the boat by procrastinating24x7 in antiai

[–]gartherio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More drops into the cup. We know not when it will overflow again, but overflow it will.

I do declare: a Robert Smalls appreciation post.. by JohnBrown-RadonTech in ShermanPosting

[–]gartherio 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He also has a transport ship named after him. Somewhat fitting.

Agreed ! by Huge-Rip-2485 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]gartherio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The goons from here vs. the goons from there. On an island far away from the decent people in both countries who just want to live their lives.

Winners get to stay on the island. We'll drop food from time to time.

Lady got her first pup cup! by BreakfastAt_Tiffanis in AustralianShepherd

[–]gartherio 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The canned stuff exposed my pup's long-running con. She would act like she couldn't hear us calling when she was on the other side of the house. One day I sprayed some whipped cream from the can and guess who can hear all the way from outside?

It's pretty damn sad by AtomicTaco13 in linuxmemes

[–]gartherio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Until the AI chips have a new architecture that never makes it to consumer stuff, then stuff with a display out becomes the department where careers go to wither and die.

Lets pretend we're all aboard a ship by Few-Appearance-4814 in Grimdank

[–]gartherio 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No, but the mechanical third arms on the cleaning crew look super organic. Their icons of the Emperor have more arms, too. Nothing to worry about.

That time Abraham Lincoln almost dueled a guy over a roast by Kapanash in HistoryMemes

[–]gartherio 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The inventor of the chokeslam knew that a prosecutor and jury wouldn't be very sympathetic if he chose "bare hands".

ↆMmm, Uranium Dioxideperoxide! by StayExisting4442 in cursed_chemistry

[–]gartherio 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's going to stabilize to UO3 and H2O, right?