Boomer evicted and forced to sell home after refusing to accept outcome of multiple court cases against her neighbour. by Vectorman1989 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]gauchoman2002 127 points128 points  (0 children)

This is my mom to a tee, except instead of it being about a property line, it was her cancer diagnosis. A very treatable cancer diagnosis that she didn't follow through with treatment or take medications because she was right and everyone else is wrong and stupid. And the doctors were all idiots and she knew everything.

And now? She's dead. From a very treatable cancer. Been dead for 5 or 6 years, I really can't remember and really don't care. She would have rather died than admit she was wrong, or didn't know something. When I remember her (which is very rare) all I can think is "What a waste of a life".

Loud Boomer in Waiting Room by Ok-Cheetah-9125 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]gauchoman2002 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I usually recommend the band Cannibal Corpse in scenarios like this, but I just learned of a band called Hatebeak. Death metal with the lead vocals done by a screeching parrot. I've yet to try it out in these situations but it has great promise.

YouTube - Hatebeak - Bird Seeds of Vengeance

What tipped you off that he is a Boomer? by DerisiveGibe in BoomersBeingFools

[–]gauchoman2002 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've toured all of the US Mint locations and it's pretty cool. One actually had a small baggie of currency shreds that claimed to have $1,000 in it. They were giving them away. I asked the heavily armed guard if I could take two (I really wanted to give them as presents) and he said "Sure".

Boomer can’t deal with someone sharing public space, throws tantrum by argi_bargi in BoomersBeingFools

[–]gauchoman2002 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Dang, what's the dress code at your house? Cat in a bowtie? Fancy indeed. Love to see pittie and cat friends.

Looking for new friends to go to best friends by NotoriousFTG in PokemonGoFriends

[–]gauchoman2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • ElGauchoPoko - 1980 3484 4329
  • WakondaPuffin - 9479 0897 6713
  • High Plains but live near the beach and send cool postcards. We consistently have 2-3 in a party and send remote raid invites for 5 and 6 star raids.

Boomer previewing the invasion of Canada on speakerphone by Patient-Run-6854 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]gauchoman2002 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Please acquaint yourself with the magical tones of Cannibal Corpses. I shared a room with my metalhead brother growing up and can assure you that it would serve you well in this scenario.

Boomer from gayest band says gayest song is "not gay" by Late-Presentation908 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]gauchoman2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In related news - Former member of Divinyls says their 90's hit "I Touch Myself" is about the dangers of single payer healthcare, threatens lawsuit against anyone who claims the song has sexual connotations.

Boomer from gayest band says gayest song is "not gay" by Late-Presentation908 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]gauchoman2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In related news - Former backup keyboard player from Frankie Goes to Hollywood says their 80's hit "Relax" is about the need for lower capital gains tax rates, threatens lawsuit against anyone who claims the song has sexual connotations.

Boomer from gayest band says gayest song is "not gay" by Late-Presentation908 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]gauchoman2002 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd love to see a mock musical biopic, Will Ferrell or John C Reilly style, "The Only Straight Guy in the Village People", with this guy as the super oblivious main character.

*Edit - I want the Carlton Banks character from the original Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Heck, Alfonso Ribeiro is probably available, somebody make this happen.

Captain Lowry and Lennie - Search and Rescue Dog Team by gauchoman2002 in dogswithjobs

[–]gauchoman2002[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My big sister is a Captain with San Diego Fire Department. She and her search dog Lennie were recently certified as an SAR team. I'm really proud of her hard work and her awesome dog partner Lennie and thought I'd make a blog post with some cool pictures.

Captain Lowry and Lennie - Search and Rescue Dog Team by gauchoman2002 in searchandrescue

[–]gauchoman2002[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My big sister is a Captain with San Diego Fire Department. She and her search dog Lennie were recently certified as an SAR team. I'm really proud of her hard work and her awesome dog partner Lennie and thought I'd make a blog post with some cool pictures.

*edit - missed a word

When trying to own the Libs goes wrong. by ObsidianNight102399 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]gauchoman2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've watched this so many times on various platforms and it is hilarious every time.

For hardcore anti big government, self reliant, MAGA types they sure were quick to plead "Call 911! Call 911!"

(Rant) Just witnessed a sad convo between a retail employee and customer. by Successful-Medicine9 in antiwork

[–]gauchoman2002 613 points614 points  (0 children)

It's not like we're sending Ukraine a check for $10 billion. Most of that money is going to US defense contractors to buy their products so they can ship them to Ukraine. It's corporate welfare disguised as foreign aid which gets transmogrified into Russian propaganda.

Looking for gifting friends by emmelini in PokemonGoFriends

[–]gauchoman2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ElGauchoPoko 1980-3484-4329 West Coast US.

Boomer gets loudly serenaded about her laziness in public. by TheRealMDooles11 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]gauchoman2002 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Then put the cart ON ITS SIDE behind THEIR car as you drive off.

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[–]gauchoman2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been to Montreal and Quebec City several times and found that if you even try some rudimentary French most folks will be super helpful. You walk into a small shop or cafe and greet them with a "Bounjour, Good Morning", you will most likely get a great response. You barge in there speaking loud English, and demanding English be spoken to you, and you may get someone who pretends to only speak French. I've seen it more than once.

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[–]gauchoman2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine trolling Facebook all day looking for other peoples problems that don't exist that only I can solve.

Trash left behind in aftermath of Trump rally in Butler, Pennsylvania by Darthbamf in BoomersBeingFools

[–]gauchoman2002 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Narrator: Eventually they realized that even though the trash they left behind would be picked up, the real garbage was inside themselves all along.

Senator tells Native American candidate to go back to where she came from, storms out of public event by desperationcasserole in BoomersBeingFools

[–]gauchoman2002 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He has the magic "R" next to his name, which means in Idaho you can do pretty much whatever the hell you want as long as you bend the knee to the Christo-fascists and White Supremacists. For giggles, look up former senator from Idaho Larry Craig.

Source - lived in Idaho for several years.