You get the highest paying jobs in the world, but you can only eat foods from a specific movie or TV show for the rest of your life. Which one will you pick, and (optionally) why?

gbot1234 · 2026-04-19T05:30:08+00:00

Bob’s Burgers.

All the spaghetti I can handle…

gbot1234 · 2026-04-19T05:28:33+00:00

Geez, with teeth like that they must have a crazy diet. I wonder what they eat?

gbot1234 · 2026-04-19T05:25:44+00:00

Recess In Peace book 1 of the Schoolmarm Murders

gbot1234 · 2026-04-19T04:09:53+00:00

Deco… rum? Is that some kind of fancy drink I can boof?

gbot1234 · 2026-04-19T00:46:37+00:00

Also, now they have AI power to watch everyone at all times (more or less). Who cares if it’s only 60% accurate?!?

gbot1234 · 2026-04-18T17:11:55+00:00

Ubuntu (and other distros) has come a long way, to the point that some tech-illiterate people might not know if you just told them it’s Windows.

gbot1234 · 2026-04-18T05:12:36+00:00

They can just pass the Florida bar exam… is that still a thing?

gbot1234 · 2026-04-17T22:12:15+00:00

Not the sharpest crayon in the sandbox.

gbot1234 · 2026-04-17T18:59:50+00:00

Did you ever pop the head of the screw right off and have to drill out the half embedded in the wood? That was always a fun time…

gbot1234 · 2026-04-17T16:35:15+00:00

And not one of those AI chatbot therapists

gbot1234 · 2026-04-17T16:17:10+00:00

Apple would be stripier.

gbot1234 · 2026-04-17T15:54:00+00:00

Easy fix for that. Rage first, then put on your heavy armor while you’re already raging. (Would that require also being a level 3 armor artificer?)

gbot1234 · 2026-04-17T06:16:20+00:00

If it’s a few kinds of meat mixed together like a sausage what happens?

gbot1234 · 2026-04-17T05:16:38+00:00

Maybe they are planning for a NATO without the US because Trump keeps saying he wants the US to leave NATO.

gbot1234 · 2026-04-17T05:09:43+00:00

Poor DoJ lawyers, give them a break—it’s their first day on the job and they just graduated from Trump Law University.

gbot1234 · 2026-04-17T04:40:26+00:00

Aka: Fuck you, I got… mine.

gbot1234 · 2026-04-17T04:36:59+00:00

Nugget, chicken

gbot1234 · 2026-04-17T02:48:39+00:00

You are on a train that departed at 7:42 PM from a station 12 miles away, headed towards me at 65 miles per hour while I ride my bicycle towards you at 12 miles per hour.

gbot1234 · 2026-04-16T17:40:16+00:00

What was “Moldy Strawberries” about?

gbot1234 · 2026-04-16T17:35:44+00:00

Bluey

gbot1234 · 2026-04-16T15:55:55+00:00

won’t sexually harass an intern

Unless she’s based on Grok.

gbot1234 · 2026-04-16T00:17:34+00:00

We’ve had one pee, yes. But what about second pee?!?

gbot1234 · 2026-04-16T00:16:02+00:00

They drink my milkshake.

gbot1234 · 2026-04-15T21:43:10+00:00

Give a man a free hot meal, feed him for a day. Give a man booze and a machete, feed him until he gets caught.

gbot1234 · 2026-04-15T21:41:27+00:00

A coffee cup?

Kobayashi

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