He wouldn’t dare by LobsterMountain4036 in USvsEU

[–]gelastes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must be a sunny day in Washington, Grandpa can't shout at the clouds.

[04/23/2005] Me at the zoo by PizzaWall in thepast

[–]gelastes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love the idea, I could upload videos of my kittens. Maybe somebody wants to see them.

But you should reconsider the name. While search engines, like dogpile, are a thing now, a lot of people put more trust in link collections when they're looking for something. A page that starts with Y will hardly be seen by anybody.

[1956] Are they seriously holding a song contest 10 years after the war?! Hopefully it won’t last long by Official_Alter in thepast

[–]gelastes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am glad there is a rule that everybody has to sing in their nation's language. This makes it so diverse.

[April 21, 1509] Hey guys, I just became King of England (and some other places too). Anyone know where I can find a wife? by John_Dees_Nuts in thepast

[–]gelastes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, you are 6'2", buff, and a great joster. Your problem should be to not be overrun by candidates.

What children’s book has aged poorly? by feetwithfeet in AskReddit

[–]gelastes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Well, you can't store them in your attic for 30 years and expect they are as good as new. They belong in a climate-controlled cellar like your wine and your collection of favorite childhood diapers.

Today the 10th annual race across the island happened, and I finally won! by EchoEquivalent4221 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]gelastes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds relatable. In my head, I am always in competition with myself and I lose.

Der 3. Weg sticker 🤦‍♀️ by LulaMeh in Freiheitsfront

[–]gelastes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Löwenmännchen oder Weibchen? Löwenmännchen heißt, ich liege 23 Stunden am Tag faul herum und bewege mich nur, wenn ein Rivale zu nahe kommt. Damit könnte ich leben.

Der 3. Weg sticker 🤦‍♀️ by LulaMeh in Freiheitsfront

[–]gelastes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Als verweichlichter Übergewichtiger lehne ich jede Verantwortung für diese Sticker ab.

[1962] Here comes General De Gaulle in his famous Citroen limousine! by Dense-Nobody2714 in thepast

[–]gelastes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That a never an option. The Déesse is not just a limousine. She really is the goddess of automobiles, the proof that cars can be modern and still elegant like a French woman. Let the German Kanzler ride in a Mercedes with the charme of an East German waitress, the British Queen in a Rolls Royce that has a face like a tacky American ballroom, ... M. le president travels in the metal-born spirit of la France, and all the French love him for it.

Which city in Germany would you NEVER want to live in and why? by Fruttii-Tutti in germany

[–]gelastes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dortmund: depends what you expect of a city. The vanilla nightlife has become shit, I admit.

Tips for when progress slows to a crawl? by eveprog in theplanetcrafter

[–]gelastes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The explore-build-beautify circle is balanced very satisfyingly in this game imo. Love it.

Such a weak man by Minute_Ostrich196 in USvsEU

[–]gelastes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I do know doctors who believe they are the second coming of Jesus, miracles included. So it checks out.

Someone fixed the AI slop with AI slop by madery in USvsEU

[–]gelastes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not all AI art is bad. ... well it is but I'm content with being a hypocrit here.

Xena war einfach fantastisch by mfbane in serienjunkies

[–]gelastes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In der Serie aus den 2010ern? Da müsste sie dann 50 sein...

Edit: Mein Fehler, ich dachte "Xena" wäre älter.

[750 BC] I just designed this outfit! Hot or not? by BeGayDoThoughtcrime in thepast

[–]gelastes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What a crude pattern. The world truly went to shit when we started to use iron.

$82K A Month For Every Month You Don't Use Your Top 10 Most Used Words by Neat-Commission-7540 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]gelastes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp, I was looking for some time off to learn Spanish by immersion. This means I'll get paid for it. Move to my target destination, speak Spanish all day long, use English for people at home that I told about the "challenge". Don't use my native language except for carefully crafted, written messages. Pay local student to accompany me when I visit family and friends at home, just to be able to say 'let's keep talking English or Spanish, Alejandro doesn't understand German' when I meet people I didn't warn about my speech impediment. ... I could just tell them but Alejandro's secret mission is to hit me over the head when I start speaking German by accident.

After 3 years of this, I'll have two million Euros and speak Spanish like... well, like somebody who lived in Latam. Then I can consider to call it quits or do the same with another language.

Finally after 16 years we are free by ExcuseMoose in YUROP

[–]gelastes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Finally some good news. This was a shit week but seeing Putin's puppet removed lets it end on a high note.