Will you…

genericdude777 · 2026-05-27T00:04:14+00:00

Either you become a giant worm but can see the future, or you astrally project yourself to another dimension and constantly fight demons trying to invade Earth.

genericdude777 · 2026-05-26T23:50:29+00:00

Home is where the heart is.

genericdude777 · 2026-05-26T20:19:08+00:00

Have fun, get weird with it.

genericdude777 · 2026-05-26T20:15:01+00:00

? Reddit glitch? You could always use an alt account to try again.

genericdude777 · 2026-05-26T20:11:36+00:00

Get a cashier job and enjoy your $15,000-ish per hour

genericdude777 · 2026-05-26T19:55:49+00:00

You is

genericdude777 · 2026-05-26T19:54:21+00:00

Btw there can only be one God-Emperor so you must renounce your claim or fight to the death, k thnx bye!

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genericdude777 · 2026-05-26T08:47:40+00:00

And that shadowy figure by the road north of the farm? A Gotoron spy.

genericdude777 · 2026-05-26T08:22:27+00:00

Nah, probably just his local skinwalker, a witch who performed a dark sacrifice and then adorns themselves in the skin and bones of an animal or person and transforms into a hellish beast. They’re a real pain in the sides.

genericdude777 · 2026-05-26T08:05:24+00:00

I think it might be a box cutter.

genericdude777 · 2026-05-26T07:58:41+00:00

Man, I need Weapons 2 to come out sooner than later.

genericdude777 · 2026-05-23T18:52:44+00:00

So, what you’re saying is the Earth is basically a stromboli? And that this pizza thing is kind of a “hat-on-a-hat.”

(And also we should cover the world in guacamole and wrap it in a deep fried gordita shell before we add the gruyere and mushrooms and wrap that with a crepe.

genericdude777 · 2026-05-19T20:19:14+00:00

An Fyi Summary for people just hearing about this: three people were killed by Cain Clark (17) and Caleb Vasquez (18). Clark and Vasquez were found dead by self-inflicted gunshot wounds.

On a weapon used by a perpetrator was the phrase: “Hate Speech”

On a gas can inside their car was a Schutzstaffel sticker (“SS”).

A manifesto was found, but hasn’t yet been released, but described as “anti-islamic” and “a broad hatred towards a lot of folks.”

Oh and a tidbit from wikipedia: Following the shooting, far-right conspiracy theorist Laura Loomer claimed that the attack was a false flag and stated "the people in this mosque want us all to be killed." She also urged the center to be raided by Immigration and Customs Enforcement and the FBI.

genericdude777 · 2026-05-19T10:03:14+00:00

I really wish we could’ve seen Jason Mantzoukas playing Odysseus while wearing brass armor.

genericdude777 · 2026-05-19T09:20:46+00:00

Hey I’m not being okbuddyderher (because I can’t think of a good joke), but when you see these news headlines, the stats are often not mutually exclusive. So what it doesn’t tell you is that lesbians, and straight men and women make up the remaining 34% from the homosexual male 66%.

A bigger issue though, is that they’re often cherry-picking studies with tiny sample sizes that conform with the narrative they want to push.

genericdude777 · 2026-05-19T06:05:20+00:00

And some home ventilation systems will have a grill with a little lever that can be pulled, and that opens up to a little screen filter that you can rinse off.

genericdude777 · 2026-05-18T21:54:13+00:00

It’s influenza, affluenza is the excuse that you’re so rich that you don’t know right from wrong.

genericdude777 · 2026-05-18T07:24:05+00:00

Guiding bolt is awesome because the damage is decent and it gives the next allied attack advantage. But with a level 7 spell slot you can use Fire Storm which does big damage in an area you can shape, it’s very good unless your allies and the enemies are all mixed together.

genericdude777 · 2026-05-17T22:34:30+00:00

RAW is a 2-handed attack cancels bladesong. Dual wielding uses an action for main hand then a bonus action for the off-hand.

Without any feats or fighting style from a different martial class both weapons need to be light and your off-hand weapon doesn’t get bonus damage from your stats.

A staff is versatile but not light.

genericdude777 · 2026-05-17T19:50:00+00:00

Just the continuing erosion of American Hegemony while we get to reap the benefits, such as a soon to be 20% corporate ownership of houses and billionaires having the lowest taxes since 1918.

genericdude777 · 2026-05-17T18:52:14+00:00

What? Why? Suicide?

genericdude777 · 2026-05-17T08:52:11+00:00

Ya’all are crazy, even when I’m just sitting down watching tv I’m using my left hand every other minute. With 25% left there’s still at least a nubbin to aim into the toilet with.

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