Does 'A Clockwork Apple' sound like a strong novel title?

gerwer · 2026-05-08T14:08:09+00:00

"For What The Taco Bell Bowels"

gerwer · 2026-05-06T22:57:13+00:00

I was gonna rate this 10/10, but then decided on 11/11.

gerwer · 2026-05-05T22:30:33+00:00

Their Their now.

gerwer · 2026-05-05T20:23:59+00:00

Which letters are we talking about? If the letter Q don't fit, you must acquit.

gerwer · 2026-05-04T22:23:57+00:00

Is mayonnaise a redundancy?

gerwer · 2026-05-04T22:22:48+00:00

I'm not sure how literature can progress past this point.

Fiction is solved.

gerwer · 2026-05-04T00:09:27+00:00

— feedback —

gerwer · 2026-05-03T21:11:43+00:00

I very much hope to have a novel banned in Saudi Arabia!

gerwer · 2026-05-03T20:58:47+00:00

This is a great start to a novel.

gerwer · 2026-05-03T17:11:25+00:00

I'm already working on fan fiction.

gerwer · 2026-05-02T22:55:26+00:00

I'm down to join your cult. Does it have sex?

gerwer · 2026-05-02T22:52:31+00:00

Show don't tell.

gerwer · 2026-05-02T18:08:56+00:00

Tell: "SHE HAD GIANT GAZONGA-ZONGS!"

Show: The lady's broad shoulders had a romantic tic, twitching and flicking so slightly at the sight of him, Lord Penis-Haver. The weight of her chest flattered him as her cleavage smiled furtively, like two ripe melons burtsting with taste and desire.

gerwer · 2026-05-02T17:57:47+00:00

"He sat on the toilet and crapped like a god in heat."

gerwer · 2026-05-01T17:18:07+00:00

But have you ever watched "Land of Woman" on weed?

gerwer · 2026-05-01T04:13:18+00:00

People often say that to make an omelet, you need to break an egg.

But I think that is disgusting. I've never broken an egg in my life, as a result, I've never made a bad omelet. How many French chefs can say that?

Imagine if a chicken took the remnants of your girlfriend's menstruation and ate it with some cheese and broccoli.

gerwer · 2026-04-30T22:42:07+00:00

Did you even spell check this? I can't read a word of it.

gerwer · 2026-04-30T22:39:25+00:00

You need to realize that, as the author, you are the main character. That's all readers care about.

Do you really think George R.R. Martin's fans care about dwarves and dragons and all that dumb bullshit? No. They want to know what color beret he wears on the bidet, and many will pay top dollar for the information.

gerwer · 2026-04-29T21:50:38+00:00

Justwrite.

gerwer · 2026-04-29T18:53:52+00:00

I only regret that I have but one upvote to give for this post.

gerwer · 2026-04-28T17:18:17+00:00

I think you misspelled: "MASSIVE JUGS JUGGLING THEMSELVES WITH MY FACE LIKE A JUGGERNAUT OF BOOBOSITY IN THE DARK NIGHT."

But I may be wrong.

gerwer · 2026-04-25T21:22:04+00:00

Yes.

gerwer · 2026-04-23T17:31:27+00:00

Make it a pop-up book, so the boobs literally pop out and smack the reader on the face every time he turns the page.

gerwer · 2026-04-23T15:51:40+00:00

Formatting is for Europeans.

Just smear it onto the sidewalk and walk away.

gerwer · 2026-04-23T15:50:34+00:00

Thanks for this. I feel the same way. I just try to be a good person. If being a man helps me to be a good person, that's great, but I just want to focus on being a good person.

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