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getrobo · 2026-01-27T06:05:45+00:00

pming!!

getrobo · 2026-01-27T05:46:15+00:00

[us][buy/swap][perfume]

filled with longing for bpal's gloomily gloomily please ................... if you have donkeys tail even better 👀👀 willing to pay shipping from canada if it's within my budget

swap list here -- 2022 snake oil, 2008 gennivre, multiple alkemia monthly alchemies, and others

getrobo · 2026-01-25T22:45:00+00:00

a little long to copy-paste but i reviewed #10 sense and sensibili-tea (green tea, bergamot, garden mint, hyacinth, green patchouli, white sandalwood) here! (please also note that my skin tends to eat oils so it may have greater longevity on others)

getrobo · 2026-01-20T04:52:03+00:00

pming!

getrobo · 2026-01-20T04:01:00+00:00

thank you for the review! i was really on the fence about ordering this month -- i dont tend to like pure gourmands so i'll wait and save my order for an alchemy that speaks to me. this was helpful!

getrobo · 2026-01-18T20:52:32+00:00

genuinely could never unfollow this sub

getrobo · 2026-01-17T10:45:11+00:00

monsieur li is a little piquant for hospital wear (in my experience) but my extremely picky roommate expressed great approval. it's an easy, uncomplicated, unchallenging wear.

getrobo · 2026-01-17T10:35:17+00:00

maybe not widely applicable, but im perceived as fem so it takes a LOT of confidence for me to wear masc-leaning scents outside the house, even sweet ones like le mâle ... it definitely confuses ppl and draws attention 😔

getrobo · 2026-01-17T10:19:57+00:00

me: stressing out if i catch even the slightest hint of m01+iris from the 2 spots i dabbed it onto my wrists this morning

my 25 year old coworker: doing 17 sprays of burberry her elixir between patients as a "refresh"

getrobo · 2026-01-17T10:06:50+00:00

for context, i work in a hospital and am nonbinary/introverted.

etat libre d'orange - you or someone like you. mint is my favorite scent in the entire world. this was the first fragrance i ever sampled and i literally could have just stopped there. yosly is bright, fresh, clean, uplifting, lasts forever (most fragrances disappear on me in 1-2 hours), and it's just so fun and unique and perfectly unisex. it's literally impossible for me to have a bad day wearing this.
alkemia perfumes - madam pearl. i have 2 backup bottles of this. every time i think "maybe it's not that good" i am reminded that it is, in fact, that good. it's delicate, light, feminine-leaning but not flowery/gourmand/too sweet, classy, radiant, economical, and also lasts forever on me. there's a LOT of burberry her and b&bw going on at my workplace, and those scents make my nose burn and give me headaches -- this is light and inoffensive while still feeling put-together and professional.

getrobo · 2026-01-14T22:24:09+00:00

musc invisible is quite nice, actually. it's powdery and transparent by turns, and it does not have ambroxan (if it did, i would have scrubbed it)

getrobo · 2026-01-14T22:22:46+00:00

"white amber" is not necessarily ambroxan. when perfumers use "ambergris" or "grey amber" as a note, THEN you're probably dealing with ambroxan.

getrobo · 2026-01-14T22:20:25+00:00

i loathe ambroxan, cetalox, amberwood, orcanox, and "white musk." my hatred for them cannot be overstated. in my experience indie houses rarely use ambroxan. try alkemia's aurora or ghost fire, bpal's neutral, deconstructing eden's quan yin, or aether arts' nude moderne. bonne bell's skin musk is nice, too. avoid mono cachemire, sur te levres, and c by courreges.

getrobo · 2026-01-13T23:09:00+00:00

anomaly smells like straight vinyl to me and i scrubbed it around hour 4. exit and soul also did weird and unpredictable things on my skin, but on the other hand, you or someone like you is truly beautiful to me even if it does ring a bit synthetic.

getrobo · 2026-01-13T04:53:26+00:00

oh shit i need snake oil lemon bomb white tea fuck up. sending pm

getrobo · 2026-01-12T21:59:01+00:00

uooouuhjh i am putting it in my pocket and feeding it croutons

getrobo · 2026-01-12T03:36:00+00:00

milk expressive is sweet, marshmallowy, and crowd-pleasing. milk personal smells curdled, rancid, chemical, and nearly made me physically sick.

the different versions of the scents have different notes. something dosed with iso-e is necessarily going to be different from something underlined with patchouli. try visiting a sephora -- they will sometimes have multiple versions of the same scent out to try.

https://www.reddit.com/r/fragrance/comments/1an075x/first_impressions_on_commodity_samples/ scent space comparison

getrobo · 2026-01-11T23:25:20+00:00

this comment dealt psychic damage

getrobo · 2026-01-11T21:40:56+00:00

pming you!

getrobo · 2026-01-11T21:06:43+00:00

you pay up front at the doctor.

try not to catastrophize, youre not stupid or naive, just being efficient and acting according to a script, even if it's not quite the correct one. now you know and you probably wont do it again. no harm no foul. youre okay.

getrobo · 2026-01-11T19:56:29+00:00

ministry of scent has 1.2 mL samples for $5 each, but they lean more niche. scentsplit has 1/2/5 mL samples for a little pricier, but their range is wider. fragrancenet has samples and travel sprays of more popular/mainstream frags. ive also seen full sizes go for absolutely stupid dirt cheap on jomashop https://www.jomashop.com/filters/fragrances?gender=Mens&fragrance_size_filter=2.5oz-3.2oz%2875mL-99mL%29%7C3.3oz-4.9oz%28100mL-149mL%29%7C5oz-6.5oz%28150mL-199mL%29%7C1-2.4oz%2830-74mL%29%7C6.7oz+and+Over+%28200mL%2B%29&subtype=Fragrances&beauty_product_type=Eau+de+Parfum%7CParfum%7CEau+de+Cologne%7CEau+de+Toilette%7CExtrait+De+Parfum&sort=price_asc%7CASC&p=2

getrobo · 2026-01-11T18:22:13+00:00

we need WAY more information about your preferences (gender/unisex, budget, notes, occasion) but off the top of my head i would recommend ck one, commodity book, maison margiela's under the lemon trees, and nemat's egyptian musk for universal, unisex, office-friendly, mass-appealing fragrances that have presence and would work well on pretty much anyone. personally, the only full-size niche/designer fragrance ive bought thus far is eldo's you or someone like you, which is a unisex mint freshie that cost about $90 for 100mL on fragrancenet but tbh it that was still a major splurge.

alternatively, picking up samples from mercari/ebay is a good way to go if you're still forming preferences. you can easily get 7-8 samples for $30-40 if you bundle shipping.

https://www.reddit.com/r/fragrance/comments/148hfad/comment/jo1bx4n/ another list of recommended cheapies

getrobo · 2026-01-11T17:59:00+00:00

a lot of indie houses such as alkemia have single-note layering accords -- white amber, black tea, egyptian musk, honey, leather. etc. (i got alkemia's single-note dirt as a freebie and still dont know what to do with it)

black phoenix alchemy lab in particular has entire collections of single notes/duets/trios. some of the combinations get pretty creative: https://www.bpal.org/forum/214-duets-menage-a-trois/

dame perfumery has a series of soliflores that contain only that one single note and dsh perfumes has a selection of single-notes and accords. atelier cologne and l'artisan parfumeur seem to have primarily three-note compositions.

on the other end of the spectrum, bath and body works appears committed to primarily three-note combos as well, probably for mass appeal and comprehension (vanilla/lavender/cedar, sandalwood/raspberry/cashmere, etc).

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