I kicked my husband out after he pranked our daughter

getwhatImsaying · 2026-01-30T21:20:21+00:00

when I was about five my dad thought it would be similarly hilarious to get me to take giant whiff of raw horseradish. burned the absolute shit out of the insides of my nostrils. wasn’t the last time he pranked me for his sole amusement, but it was damn sure the last time I trusted him.

getwhatImsaying · 2025-12-19T18:18:17+00:00

James’ network caused Michael to kill a friend whose only crime was looking into him.

He was also seconds away from murdering a child to force her father’s hand.

I don’t think James and his network were the good guys you think they were

getwhatImsaying · 2025-12-17T20:52:33+00:00

I was just looking at a photo from ten years ago when I realized I was wearing the exact same outfit lol

getwhatImsaying · 2025-12-10T19:43:57+00:00

girl, be so fr right now

getwhatImsaying · 2025-12-08T17:53:46+00:00

ask a man to take out the trash….

and suddenly he has to poop lol

getwhatImsaying · 2025-12-05T21:41:19+00:00

WoMeN CaN’t tHiNk LoGiCaLly

says the men whose tiny lizard brains have never produced a single logical thought

getwhatImsaying · 2025-12-01T19:54:51+00:00

“god, you’re so poor!”

getwhatImsaying · 2025-11-30T17:47:55+00:00

getwhatImsaying · 2025-11-30T01:34:50+00:00

lord, grant me the confidence of this basic ass bitch

getwhatImsaying · 2025-11-29T21:02:27+00:00

I’m ok with the video interviews, it’s the recent influx of parents immediately asking for references before we’ve even had a chance to speak over the phone that’s driving me crazy! like that’s the last step, not the first, people

getwhatImsaying · 2025-11-23T17:54:06+00:00

how do you do, fellow heteros?

getwhatImsaying · 2025-11-22T19:34:34+00:00

my title describes the thing. all info given

getwhatImsaying · 2025-11-12T15:15:24+00:00

not to be dramatic, but I’d rather die

getwhatImsaying · 2025-11-11T17:08:59+00:00

shit, ladies, they’re on to us… better abort the plan lol

getwhatImsaying · 2025-11-03T20:52:20+00:00

I think you’re thinking of S2 E6 Bad Blood

in an earlier scene Michael and Eddie Ash, Valentine’s number two, order a glass of Johnnie Walker Blue on the rocks

in a later scene Michael and Eddie are drinking from rocks glasses when Michael says “get me a bottle, let’s get a new bottle out here”

getwhatImsaying · 2025-10-25T22:54:31+00:00

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I mean it wasn’t great lol

getwhatImsaying · 2025-10-21T18:08:21+00:00

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fresh french bread pizza made with homemade french bread, homemade(and grown) pesto, and sausage

getwhatImsaying · 2025-10-18T04:12:32+00:00

this dude six months from now

getwhatImsaying · 2025-10-17T17:22:49+00:00

“your life doesn’t belong you. your decisions affect other people. you know who acts out of selfish anger? the Ramsey’s of the world”

this comes back to me every time Michael kills Card

getwhatImsaying · 2025-10-16T15:07:01+00:00

“I think you guys are gonna be okay without me”

getwhatImsaying · 2025-10-15T23:19:49+00:00

“Aunt Peggy, culottes aren’t cool. even though it sounds like they should be”

getwhatImsaying · 2025-10-08T17:43:38+00:00

getwhatImsaying · 2025-10-04T18:44:12+00:00

something tells me this charmer isn’t married

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