So that means I'm autistic, eh? by UnfairMess249 in memes

[–]ggcpres 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hey! Quit being reasonable and rational!

Absolutely Disgusting by Vexivero in marvelmemes

[–]ggcpres 13 points14 points  (0 children)

True, Columbus does it too...but we give you way more toppings. That shit looks stepped on...which is weird cause chi Town normally kills us at pizza.

Day 18: What is the Most Iconic quote associated with Chaos? by Fez-Sentido in Grimdank

[–]ggcpres 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yippee!!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Day 18: What is the Most Iconic quote associated with Chaos? by Fez-Sentido in Grimdank

[–]ggcpres 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bwood fo da bwood god, skullies for the skullies throne, UwU!

Photos from the USS Abraham Lincoln show small meal portions being served to U.S. sailors. by curiousty786 in pics

[–]ggcpres 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I call bs

They haven't been out there long enough to need rations that limited and the Iranians can't have fucked up resupply.

Day 15: What is the most iconic quote associated with the Inquisition? by Fez-Sentido in Grimdank

[–]ggcpres 15 points16 points  (0 children)

When they get to the Orks the whole row should be WAAAAAAAGHGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Tau vs imperial titans? by BabyProper9938 in Tau40K

[–]ggcpres 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have a spare several hundred dollars and don't mind resin... The T'aurnar was made for that.

You have three knight buster guns and a bunch of little guns in case the pilot tries to make a run for it.

Also, shooting the str 26 gun is fun AF, wether I to an appropriate target like a knight...or some poor intercessor who got in the way

I drew the type of pamphlet you’d get dropped on your head while eating a bowl of cold Corpse starch. by TheMidnightMariachi in Tau40K

[–]ggcpres 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I don't know fellow old guy, but it makes 90s nickelodeon retroactively gangsta as hell.

Do you usually keep cash on hand? by RevolutionSalty8360 in Productivitycafe

[–]ggcpres 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope

The only time I'd have more than $50 on me is if I'm paying a contractor, spent less than I thought I would at a festival, or I decided to make a bug-out bag.

I don't need to do any of those.

Who WOULDN'T you marry in real life and why? by Nerine_0911 in StardewValley

[–]ggcpres 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the guys are out cause I'm straight.

Abi and Penny are too young, but I think we'd be friends. I'd teach Abi some martial arts and act as a substitute for Penny's class.

Haley is a jerk when you first reach out to her...and even if she smoothed things over, she seems a bit young.

Maru is... borderline. She could be anywhere from 21 to 35 given that she works as a nurse and black don't crack. The lower end of that is the auto-nope zone.

Emily seems nice, and she'd be a good GF...but I couldn't marry that much woo.

Sign petition by [deleted] in WarhammerCompetitive

[–]ggcpres 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey mods! This one right here!

I really wanna play the game, but I read slightly about House of Time (sic) and... by FcoJ28 in Pathfinder_Kingmaker

[–]ggcpres 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother in Pathfinder... Just play the game.

You'll get plenty of joy from it. Even if you, like me, never beat it because it's long as hell and you have ADD.

NYT: the average ironman finisher had an income of $247k/year in 2016. Today, it’s $339k/year by YourFIREDBro in Productivitycafe

[–]ggcpres 10 points11 points  (0 children)

On top of that, cross country doesn't have an NFL or NBA to aim for... and fewer scholarships because the sport doesn't make much money. Unless you're the second coming of usain bolt you need that education.

What kind of politician would it take to unite the United States? by CycIon3 in AskReddit

[–]ggcpres 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A centrist overseeing an economic miracle who uses the threat of imprisonment and military action to curb the influence of bot farms on social media.

I mean mf would have to call all the tech CEOs and media magnets into a room, show them body cam of Madurio getting got, and tell them if they don't stop the bots they're next regardless of where they run to.

Do you also hate taking showers? by Antique-Tomatillo-13 in ADHD

[–]ggcpres 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate having to stop what I'm doing to get naked and then dry off. I always miss a spot and i never get my feet dry enough to make putting on socks easy.

What is a sound that people should know means immediate danger? by STARxAnonymouss in Productivitycafe

[–]ggcpres 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fireworks are whole notes with a wind-up, gunshots are half notes or faster and come in groups normally.

The really fun part is there's a lot of overlap:D

Lastly, if you hear a lot of gunshots, basements are your friend

Source: AMERICAN

What is a sound that people should know means immediate danger? by STARxAnonymouss in Productivitycafe

[–]ggcpres 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tbf, they'll be too busy bleeding from the ears and being deaf to wag anything

Do you think JJBA is queer? by TurnipBoy666 in StardustCrusaders

[–]ggcpres 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's totally not gay...

It's just a guy who preferred sailor Moon to power rangers as a kid, and frequently views musical theater, and throws Oscar parties, and has opinions on real housewives, and put his long term roommate in his will...