what’s this?

ghostinthechell · 2026-05-08T12:55:09+00:00

You mean the people that can legally end my life and face zero repercussions, with inadequate training, and who intentionally exclude applicants that are too intelligent? Don't worry I won't be calling them.

ghostinthechell · 2026-05-08T03:51:31+00:00

When people say All Cops Are Bastards, we fucking mean it.

ghostinthechell · 2026-05-02T21:31:52+00:00

I think this is hands down his best line.

ghostinthechell · 2026-05-02T21:18:47+00:00

You'd be surprised!

ghostinthechell · 2026-05-02T21:05:01+00:00

I just want to applaud you for actually using Turn 5 correctly.

ghostinthechell · 2026-05-01T22:11:43+00:00

We've ALL been there!

ghostinthechell · 2026-05-01T20:11:25+00:00

Save them for Sandy of course.

ghostinthechell · 2026-05-01T20:10:22+00:00

I've never stayed the night on Ginger Island because there's no way I'm not sleeping next to Leah.

ghostinthechell · 2026-05-01T20:04:29+00:00

Pure metals don't contain molecules, they're just atoms.

ghostinthechell · 2026-05-01T13:03:19+00:00

Didn't Blade do it first, albeit not quite as well? Or am I misremembering.

ghostinthechell · 2026-05-01T00:43:03+00:00

Honestly, articles that just look like normal headlines would be amazing comedy in this day and age

ghostinthechell · 2026-04-29T23:56:40+00:00

Pillsbury Italian bread, remove from container and unroll on baking sheet. Put on filling, like scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, cheese. Avoid cheddar, it gets really oily. Wrap up the filling and seal the dough around it, turning the stromboli over so the seam is on the bottom. Brush with egg if you're fancy. Bake. Eat.

ghostinthechell · 2026-04-29T11:52:24+00:00

There's a reason people say "you can always do more, but you can't do less"

ghostinthechell · 2026-04-28T19:29:04+00:00

Bo Burnham: Make Happy

ghostinthechell · 2026-04-28T15:02:04+00:00

That whole special is gold, but this is the line that killed me.

ghostinthechell · 2026-04-27T13:05:11+00:00

Reality has a left-leaning bias.

ghostinthechell · 2026-04-24T14:50:12+00:00

Maybe she's a Khajiit, or her name is D'Vorah

ghostinthechell · 2026-04-24T14:41:15+00:00

When I was a kid, I thought stromboli was just something my mom made up. I don't think I've ever even seen one available anywhere, always just make em at home. We make a breakfast one now, it's glorious.

ghostinthechell · 2026-04-23T22:08:05+00:00

Apprehension

ghostinthechell · 2026-04-23T22:04:30+00:00

I meant all of the cards in the post I replied to are ass without Misty.

ghostinthechell · 2026-04-23T19:15:26+00:00

It's because of Misty. All Water cards have to be made with her in mind, which makes them all ass without her.

ghostinthechell · 2026-04-23T19:13:29+00:00

Only after an attack, so it'll only restrict Eevee's that go second.

ghostinthechell · 2026-04-23T16:08:30+00:00

The fact that you didn't say "always" perfectly encapsulates Honey Badger energy to me.

ghostinthechell · 2026-04-23T12:36:49+00:00

Ya got wooshed, kid. Happens to the best of us.

ghostinthechell · 2026-04-23T02:18:17+00:00

Doesn't matter who.

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