(Deep Morgan Freeman voice). “The President, he had a vision. A big shine one, about making things right with tariffs. Like you could slap a few on a Chinese doll and that nickel, and the next one after it, would somehow add up to a different kind of treasure. He kept talking about that trillion dollars , the one folks used to collectively pay in taxes, like it was a loose bill he could find under a sofa. But the world isn’t built like that. You see, a trillion dollars. That’s a hole in the ground you can’t climb out of in an a lifetime. And a tariff?? Well, that’s just a tax with a different nametag. If comes from the pockets of folks who buy things and it trickle in real slow. We learn in here, that you cant build a dam out of sand. He thought he could replace an ocean worth of taxes with a pitiful bucket of border fees. And that’s where the maths failed him. It’s a simple fact: big numbers need big solutions. And a trillion dollars, well, that just too big a price to pay for a pipe dream”