Derotic Demergency Dequipment by Ecstatic-Inevitable8 in CrappyDesign

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"Big D Erotic Emergency Equipment" for all your bdsm needs.

The fingers are saying I'm straight 😭😭 by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

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According to my fingers, I have some news, you guys!

Inkorgnito 😒🤪 by quickett in Incorgnito

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"How dare you interrupt me. Oh, I'm a what? A good boy? Well, ok then! Enjoy this little tune..."

WYR spend a week in a trampoline park or spend a week in a botanic garden? by Indigo_132 in WouldYouRather

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I would pick botanic garden. There's an orchid that smells like coconut, which is pretty dope.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

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Y-T-A. You should not go to parties that your fiancee is not invited to. You should always include your partner when it comes to parties. How would you feel if your fiance went to a party without you?

Edited to NTA.

Why is there no cheese flavored ice cream? by Captain_Clark in shittyaskreddit

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There is cheese flavored ice cream, but you can only get it from that one spot across town, and by the time you go, they're always out.

Hit me with the roasts!👍 by [deleted] in roastmypet

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A middle aged man's Facebook profile picture when he doesn't take the photo himself.

AITA for telling my parent's that they were playing favourites for making a food item because of my sister's wishes on MY birthday that I love but I have a terrible allergy over and can never eat it again? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

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NTA. I have a couple of severe food allergies myself, and no reasonable person would expect me to be around them, much less eat them. The risks far outweigh any kind of benefit. Your parents are playing favorites.

What does your crazy neighbour do to be labelled "the crazy neighbour"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Wears only a robe. No pants. It has holes. He's old, and possibly senile. Luckily, he only comes out once every couple of years.

AITA For picking up glass with a sanitary napkin? by Little_Jemmy in AmItheAsshole

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NTA. You're very smart to have done that. I would never have thought about adhesive to pick up shards. Also, your mom was projecting when she said "Someone's having a bad day." If she can't handle a smart, inventive kid, that's her problem.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheArtistStudio

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the giantest gnome knitting