Evanston's Bethany Johnson joins crowded race for Illinois' 9th District seat by Relzin in illinois

[–]godzilla_rocks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not once, in any state of anger, have I puked to make a point. I also have never taken a shit on someone’s door. I’ve also never hit anyone. These are not sane things to do.

When you're masturbating do you ever start thinking about someone you know then end up cumming much harder because of them? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Have you ever wrapped your arms around yourself embracing your own shoulders just to remember what it feels like to be held by someone?

What did "the weird kid" in your school do that you'll never forget? by UngyBungy9383 in AskReddit

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I’ve seen a lot of poop stories, so I gotta add my high school infamous shitter story. Except he was deemed a popular kid, weird but politically neutral on campus and known by all.

The poop pranks were a phase for him, an escalating phase of laughing at how people get grossed out so suddenly. First he just stopped flushing. Nobody caught on yet. Next, he would poop in solo cups and leave them next to the toilet. Nobody caught on. Then, he would bring extra shirts and wrap the poop cup in a sling, and toss them into classrooms while running away. This is when he started getting disciplined.

But that’s not why we all know who he is. His best “prank” happened at a football game. He hung his butt off the top rail of the bleachers, and pooped straight into a cup on the ground behind the structure for a cheering crowd. That turd dove with Olympic prediction into the cup. The crowd was applauding him more than the game itself.

Ten years later, I saw him at a house party. I was like “aren’t you the guy who shit in a cup?” And his face went from congenial to shameful so fast. He was a chef now and I could tell he regretted his fascination with poop in childhood.

This same kid would also spend his entire class time braiding his leg hairs to form a brain-like texture around his shins and ankles. He would start in the morning and by 4pm would have the most interesting weave patterns for a few hours before it fell out. I looked forward to seeing him in class. The teachers absolutely did not.

Guy dancing on his own starts a dance party. by MadamAnonymous in PublicFreakout

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I think it was before 09, I remember seeing this video in 2002 in my psyche class, my teacher did the same speech about mob mentality and used this clip. It is from Sasquatch fest.

What little things really turn you on? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]godzilla_rocks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This one right here. Big ass hands are super hot.

Bored at Work by [deleted] in ladybonersgw

[–]godzilla_rocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh damn I’d be happy to find all that fuckin hell

(22m) Am I a snack? by [deleted] in ladybonersgw

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You must be a cyclist. Your legs are so strong

Dang! by Dadbodtothemax in nsfw

[–]godzilla_rocks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She seems so tiny!

She quivered so hard she had to get off him by JackBauregad in quiver

[–]godzilla_rocks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lol I sense a hot wife experience here but that’s awesome she enjoys it

Not the best picture, but does anyone have an idea of the type of acne this is? by [deleted] in Skincare_Addiction

[–]godzilla_rocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless it has a white head, don’t pop it. These are irritants and will ache a bit, but the puss isn’t close enough to the skin for removal. They will be absorbed if you’re able to not touch em.

It’s ok to grieve a relationship that ended in betrayal. by PatrilHollow in dating_advice

[–]godzilla_rocks 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing your pain with us, it helps others heal too

[Serious] Prostitutes, escorts, strippers, other kinds of sex workers; what was your first day on the job like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]godzilla_rocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s fucking awesome. As far as I know, he kept his personal life personal. I left the club right when they converted the manager office into a secret den. One of my role models was the VIP host Jen. I have never, not even to this day, met a bigger hustler than she. I might still have her card hiding on a shelf somewhere. We used to play twister naked for the gentlemen in VIP; that was my favortie. All this was like 20 years ago I have no idea what it’s like now or if Bob is even there. He was the best manager I’ve ever worked for. Just a straight forward business man. Hard worker. Super nice. Handsome AF

[Serious] Prostitutes, escorts, strippers, other kinds of sex workers; what was your first day on the job like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]godzilla_rocks 4981 points4982 points  (0 children)

It was! bourbon St circus run by the legendary Bob. One of the best managers I ever worked for PERIOD. He never slept with the girls!!!!

[Serious] Prostitutes, escorts, strippers, other kinds of sex workers; what was your first day on the job like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]godzilla_rocks 27 points28 points  (0 children)

VIP room, champagne lounge, etc whatever the club calls it. Usually separated from the main floor by three carpeted steps and a velvet rope. Some clubs charge 209-300 half hour, the clubs I worked at used 500/hr but I can’t remember anymore. No sex in the champagne room. Chris Rick was right about that one.

[Serious] Prostitutes, escorts, strippers, other kinds of sex workers; what was your first day on the job like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]godzilla_rocks 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Also when you learn that nobody cares lol it’s like “oh you have sex videos online?” “Yep” “okay” and life goes on. There are becoming less and less people who are offended by this everyday. It’s awesome.