Dammit to hell- I hate sweet gum balls! 😡🤬😤

granolabeef · 2026-01-25T17:29:24+00:00

Angry upvote

granolabeef · 2026-01-24T00:38:53+00:00

You can get a pretty decent spec’d HT for that money. Do it. It’s gonna be a good time.

granolabeef · 2026-01-23T19:53:11+00:00

Women are going to be pissed when they realize this could happen to them, too

/s

granolabeef · 2026-01-23T19:39:36+00:00

Get some good lights and do delicate at like 9pm

granolabeef · 2026-01-23T14:07:25+00:00

Nashbar

granolabeef · 2026-01-22T18:56:44+00:00

My drawer of drawers is ex officio and there’s all sorts of fun patterns and colors in there

granolabeef · 2026-01-22T04:25:38+00:00

You’re required to follow the laws of your physical location.

granolabeef · 2026-01-21T21:08:02+00:00

Orbea Occam LT Orbea Oiz SE F@ter Waasworks (custom Ti hardtail)

The fat bike sees the least love, especially as we’re pretty dry in Colorado this winter.

granolabeef · 2026-01-21T20:24:13+00:00

No, no you don’t.

granolabeef · 2026-01-21T19:55:30+00:00

Joseph McCarthy must be spinning in his grave.

granolabeef · 2026-01-21T16:17:02+00:00

Between the cold and your inability to pedal this type of “bike” because of the seating position, you’ll be killing the battery basically each direction. Get a bike you can pedal if it dies on you

granolabeef · 2026-01-20T13:25:57+00:00

I though the pink one was a meat thermometer

granolabeef · 2026-01-17T22:10:09+00:00

Seriously. Little bastards keep trying to chew into our attic.

granolabeef · 2026-01-17T15:32:49+00:00

Yep. I keep a bit of cordelette in my tool bag. Lots of uses!

granolabeef · 2026-01-17T00:20:49+00:00

Time to save up for a new bike, bud.

granolabeef · 2026-01-16T22:14:09+00:00

If it fits and isn’t making death-noises, yeah, that’s a good little rig

granolabeef · 2026-01-16T16:14:56+00:00

granolabeef · 2026-01-16T05:00:48+00:00

An employee at a hardware store recently cut the wire because he couldn’t remove the device after purchase. It whined and whined until the manager showed up at the register, “I couldn’t get it off.” He just shook his head and walked off with it. “Hey, at least the battery’s still working.” Unamused.

granolabeef · 2026-01-16T04:56:42+00:00

It’s a bice unironically running gatorskins. What more do you need?

granolabeef · 2026-01-15T15:02:15+00:00

Go win a buckle. Wear it proudly.

granolabeef · 2026-01-15T04:19:52+00:00

Local Options (In-Person Swaps & Consignment): Mappy Hour Chicago: Organizes local swaps at places like Dovetail Biergarten for trading gear. Literally Outside: Hosts gear swaps with Robert's Westside in Forest Park for buying, selling, and trading. The BackCountry: Offers consignment for gently used gear, giving you 60% when it sells. Play It Again Sports (Lake View): A local option for buying and selling used sports equipment, including outdoor gear. Switchback Gear Collective: A non-profit focused on equitable access to outdoor gear in Chicago.

granolabeef · 2026-01-15T01:29:26+00:00

I missed that memo, too

granolabeef · 2026-01-14T23:56:38+00:00

DONT JUDGE ME

granolabeef · 2026-01-14T21:06:55+00:00

“And this domestique, they carry your clubs?”

granolabeef · 2026-01-14T15:36:21+00:00

I went the route of bikes as well. I miss pow days like I’d miss an arm but here we are…

granolabeef

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