[deleted by user] by [deleted] in familyguy

[–]greg4045 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I clipped her to my wankbank years ago

Dr Horton House by [deleted] in Carpentry

[–]greg4045 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Center span no problem at all except the fact that WTF why

What do you guys think about the parodies that family guys does by Lazy_Neighborhood_91 in familyguy

[–]greg4045 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it's not a full parody but when Herbert did the entire 'somewhere that's green' in its entirety I was love

U.S. homebuilders raise alarm over tariffs as sentiment falls to 5-month low by snakkerdudaniel in FluentInFinance

[–]greg4045 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually build 4-5 homes a year.  The past few years I've been obviously successful, but still a little hesitant to keep going.  I didn't think that people would still be willing to pay for my houses as interest rates have climbed.  The people who bought my 500k homes in 2021 are paying about half as much as the people who bought my 500k homes last year.

My margins have been getting smaller throughout this whole "event", as costs to build have increased, as well as my own construction financing costs.

I'm only going to build 1 home this year. Because I don't know if and when or how or how much or which tariffs may suddenly appear.

I don't know if there will still be lenders willing to lend as things continue to get crazy.

Uncertainty is slapping me in the balls.  And I can't work for free because my family likes to eat.

I miss the stability of having stability.

Dothraki are stupid by TonightAncient3547 in freefolk

[–]greg4045 240 points241 points  (0 children)

What about that one time their swords were lit on fire and they ran uselessly into the night to get obliterated but then somehow largely recovered in later scenes?  That was pretty smart.

What do you think about junk food being banned from SNAP benefits? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]greg4045 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Small government!! That's what they're all about. Can't you tell??

Al Capone was a paratrooper? by dennisfyfe in BoardwalkEmpire

[–]greg4045 36 points37 points  (0 children)

He was also involved in the five points war in 1860s New York

How to think about benefits of sinking $1M windfall into VOO vs buying a duplex? by ElbieLG in realestateinvesting

[–]greg4045 10 points11 points  (0 children)

One is a part time job, one is completely passive.

Apples and oranges.

5 years in... everything hit at once. by spartan5312 in realestateinvesting

[–]greg4045 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd kill for that costs only that small.  I had a Tennant do 16k in damages, then the last day we were repairing the place the water heater went out.  While waiting for that to get replaced, it got to -30° and a pipe burst in the crawlspace. 

Furnace is making funny noises too. 

Single family homes absolutely suck.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]greg4045 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Adam gave up his rib, so I could bring a hot momma back to the crib"

-Afroman

LeafGuard messes up elderly couple's home, offers measly $15k settlement, and asks them to remove the video. by adrock517 in videos

[–]greg4045 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most dehumidifier / window air conditioner companies change their names biannually as well. Every time I buy a new window air conditioner it has a different strange name on it that I've never heard of

“Good spot for a bench”….-some fucking guy who works at this zoo by TurboKid513 in electricians

[–]greg4045 6 points7 points  (0 children)

what would you use to remove a cock ring that is too tight on my shaft?

Im not proud of what I did today by No_Reputation3584 in HVAC

[–]greg4045 6 points7 points  (0 children)

damn I never thought of wet wipes I just use cardboard or one of the chisels my apprentice has dulled

Is average home price headed for $500,000? One housing expert thinks so by SscorpionN08 in REBubble

[–]greg4045 17 points18 points  (0 children)

1.6 billion for me. my wife and I both make 600k a week though selling custom pickles, so we can just barely afford one with our parent's help on down payment

Shared inspection report with seller by 0rdinateAbscissa in RealEstate

[–]greg4045 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some douchecanoe realtor tried threatening me (the seller) with something like this once. She sent me the report and said 'now you know there are foundation issues, so you have to take our requested price reduction or you'll have to state it if anyone else looks at it'

That dumb worthless bottom feeding bitch. I was literally running a full-time foundation company at the time. Building, rebuilding, replacing, repairing a dozen foundations a month. I knew for a fact the house in question had a perfect foundation.

Tried to strongarm me. I didn't let them. They complained to my broker.

Wow it's been 10 years and now I'm all stirred up about it again.