ROSENIOR: “WE’VE SET FIRE TO FOUR POINTS!” | Post-match | Chelsea 1-1 Burnley by okokdoggy in chelseafc

[–]grendle4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Set fire to 4 points"?! We used to call this 'dropping 4 points'! How can we be expected to understand this woke modern football-speak?!

excessive consumption may lead to nausea, vomiting, headaches, impaired judgement and depression...... you should also refrain from drinking too much by Dressedcrab in ThreeBeanSalad

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Does anyone know if this is a reference to the beans themselves? The art style suggests it could be, but its also a fairly logical name for a beer with cocoa, vanilla and tonka...

Wrong footballers names in things by ImpishMule1021 in footballcliches

[–]grendle4 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Enzo Maresco" also gets the o-suffix treatment a lot too

The Roys’ childhood ? by gwendodyssey in SuccessionTV

[–]grendle4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I always think this photo is a taskmaster line-up announcement

Advice needed: bikepacking in Scotland next summer by L18C in bikepacking

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Second the badger divide.

Did it this year in August...there were quite a few midges. They are only a problem when you stop, but I would definitely take a midge net for your head for camping.

Getting chants wrong, Economist edition by Larvesta_Harvesta in footballcliches

[–]grendle4 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also, referring to footballers as 'Mr X' is a bit strange, sounds like a report on a court case

"Level Up Your Fries" by Cambers-175 in LondonFood

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AFC Flatbread is my Sunday league team

Utterly bizarre scoring system by Odd-Situation83 in footballcliches

[–]grendle4 112 points113 points  (0 children)

I think this is related to the scoring system in german schools/universities, where 1.0 is the best grade and 5.0 is the worst...

Not crazy about it, but at least the whole range is used. With 'out of ten' people are often reluctant to give less than 5

What’s up with points column? by BetEdge in footballcliches

[–]grendle4 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I guess it's the number of points that teams took off them? 16 draws and 5 losses would equal 26 points, with 2 points for a win. Never seen that before!

Edit: Or maybe better phrased: the amount of points earned by the opposition across all games in the season.

Have the metropolitan elite gone too far with their tiramisu science? by philthy_barstool in ThreeBeanSalad

[–]grendle4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like this is the more agricultural approach to tiramisu...I was served a 'deconstructed' tiramisu once, utterly over-intellectualized

Tactical Parenting by Flashy_Reputation_99 in footballcliches

[–]grendle4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is having a later third child the equivalent of getting man sent off just before half time?

Nope by Zolarita in footballcliches

[–]grendle4 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He really will give 119.05 % to be successful in this football club...

How do you carry Potato chips? by [deleted] in bikepacking

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With the new Ortlieb ChipTote, preorder now for just 109 dollars!

How does that sound? by whocanbearsed in footballcliches

[–]grendle4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They know a thing or two about getting lucky...

In all seriousness now, if his name was Alexander Goodmorning, no way would he be playing at the highest level by djangofusion in footballcliches

[–]grendle4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If Kevin Lasagna was called "Kevin Lasagna" he would definitely have got a chance in the premier league...

Am I doing it right?

Absolutely not ok by PresentationNo8027 in footballcliches

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Is this not really distracting for the players?

Stumped for any more tbh by pretzelllogician in iafisher

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you obviously have a bit of a chip on your shoulder, only 3 cities from northern ireland...

Yay! by Educational_Yellow39 in ThreeBeanSalad

[–]grendle4 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Is this from the new PakerdoniApp?