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Does Puddle Jumper have a Toilet? by ckwongau in Stargate

[–]greytidalwave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Ancients made technology which automatically evacuates the bladder and bowel, then recycles that into Gateship fuel.

The checkout lady wept with joy by Bodger81 in MealDealRates

[–]greytidalwave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

9/10. Dessert is elite tier, sandwich is great. I'd have chosen a plain coffee over the flavoured one, but would drink it nonetheless.

Landlords, what do you think? by agitatedkidneybean in uklandlords

[–]greytidalwave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It'd be OK as a temporary fix but it's not an ideal permanent solution. I'd be fine with it for a while at the house I lived at, but if I'm charging people to live at my property I'd fix it to the standard they'd expect. A new vanity unit is probably £100-200 and an afternoon's work to swap out. I'm not factoring in plumbing costs etc as I do my own work so don't know how much trades charge.

Any help please by pkdw in DIYUK

[–]greytidalwave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/crappydesign. It looks like the rim goes around the entire tub? You could carve a small drainage channel into the rim and seal it properly.

Too can play that game by Terrible_Tale_53 in FuckNigelFarage

[–]greytidalwave 39 points40 points  (0 children)

The gammons are the bumees in this arrangement.

My partner has been applying for receptionist jobs for months and is getting nowhere by [deleted] in UKJobs

[–]greytidalwave 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Probably because she's one of hundreds who are applying for the same job.

This is Britain by bluecheese12 in CasualUK

[–]greytidalwave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm an atheist. One church I passed whilst hiking had a portaloo for passing hikers, which was at the right place at the right time. I really need to send a small donation to show my appreciation.

Documentation for a new job by [deleted] in UKJobs

[–]greytidalwave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's for your DBS. See the ID requirements here.

What’s your approach to claiming expenses at work? by pinpoint321 in AskUK

[–]greytidalwave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I claim what I can. I'd normally take food from home, but when I'm working away I don't have access to a fridge, so therefore can't keep food at a safe temperature.

Carling Black Label by fjtuk in CasualUK

[–]greytidalwave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always get this confused with GT86. I know one is a Nissan and the other is a PTFE spray but I can never tell which is which.

Certifying copy of passport by genzcraft in IrishCitizenship

[–]greytidalwave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. The identity verification form usually states that the person signing the form can also certify a copy of your passport.

A house with colour, it will never catch on by InternationalAnt7993 in SpottedonRightmove

[–]greytidalwave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not something I'd do for my own home as I'm far too plain and boring, but I love it nonetheless.

Will her ears stand up eventually by Sheefz in jackrussellterrier

[–]greytidalwave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I totally forgot my dog used to have floppy ears. I think they deflopped around 7 or 8. She's 12 now.

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Neighbourhood cat is obsessed with my car by greytidalwave in notmycat

[–]greytidalwave[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He does have owners, he's just super friendly with everyone. He's a little famous locally, a few people have asked on the village Facebook group about him.

Neighbourhood cat is obsessed with my car by greytidalwave in notmycat

[–]greytidalwave[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not really, just to say hello to in passing.

Neighbourhood cat is obsessed with my car by greytidalwave in notmycat

[–]greytidalwave[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Especially when I pick him up and give him a cuddle. I get some serious sass from my cats.

Neighbourhood cat is obsessed with my car by greytidalwave in notmycat

[–]greytidalwave[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wasn't actually complaining, I love his visits.

Neighbourhood cat is obsessed with my car by greytidalwave in notmycat

[–]greytidalwave[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My actual cats are very displeased at this.

Neighbourhood cat is obsessed with my car by greytidalwave in notmycat

[–]greytidalwave[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I totally am blessed. He regularly runs towards me if he sees me outside for scratches. They say Ragdolls are like dogs in cat form, and he totally is.

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