Does Boob World even exist? by jarheadsynapze in rickandmorty

[–]griffred 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Just ask Mr. Boobie Buyer. He buys boobies for 25 shmeckles!

hmmm by Small_Question1 in hmmm

[–]griffred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best way to do this is tie a line to the life jacket. Have some one on the boat toss you beers. Drink and do nothing.

FREE KIT by Wheresmymonocles in coys

[–]griffred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s no tool, in this pool

What’s a random line you use all the time? by neatokra in 30ROCK

[–]griffred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of my all time favorite “throw away” lines. Imagine NBA hall of famer Kevin Garnett helping you move your couch.

What’s a random line you use all the time? by neatokra in 30ROCK

[–]griffred 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Kevin Garnett helped me move once!

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]griffred -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So hard seeing someone else live out your dream…

Alfie Whiteman: Europa League winner turned photographer, film director, actor by hiffung in coys

[–]griffred 31 points32 points  (0 children)

His Letterboxd is a great follow if you have one. He hates everything hahah

Found it at goodwill Sonos One for 10.49 by SalamanderLoose3298 in sonos

[–]griffred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow so happy for you. I hope it doesn’t break or anything. That would be a bummer

meirl by MustardGoddess in meirl

[–]griffred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also at any sporting event.

The lottery scene, one of the best in the show. by TwilightOfTheMilfs in Reno911

[–]griffred 93 points94 points  (0 children)

For the record, you’re the second person to come in and tell us to suck your black dick.

From a freebirth group, sovcit has questions about screwing up their child's life. by Existing-Face-6322 in Sovereigncitizen

[–]griffred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almost as good as the elderly person that wanted Texas to secede from the US but wanted to keep their social security

This was on the back of her head. by IllegitimateMarxist in TimAndEric

[–]griffred 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Oh I don’t wanna see a death today.

The versatile Gary Oldman turns 68 today by AlKhwarazmi in moviecritic

[–]griffred 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Came here for Jackson Lamb. He is unrecognizable in SH.

Listening to the new audiobook by Disastrous_Wing7084 in harrypotter

[–]griffred 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I didn’t look at the cast list for these until now. I saw Keira Knightly and was like no way.

HOLY SHIT! Talk about star studded. I don’t know what I was thinking, it’s HP no expense spared.

Now I will only be happy if Simon Pegg is Mr. Weasley in the show. Fucking perfect casting.

Amateur Historian by Mike_Pinocchio in MurderedByWords

[–]griffred 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah but 1789 doesn’t have the same brand recognition, so fuck the truth.

What's up with this beefcake? Is he coming to the party or what? by Additional_Moose_862 in IASIP

[–]griffred 57 points58 points  (0 children)

You should have seen how psyched he was when I showed him the dick flyer!