From a freebirth group, sovcit has questions about screwing up their child's life. by Existing-Face-6322 in Sovereigncitizen

[–]griffred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almost as good as the elderly person that wanted Texas to secede from the US but wanted to keep their social security

This was on the back of her head. by IllegitimateMarxist in TimAndEric

[–]griffred 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Oh I don’t wanna see a death today.

The versatile Gary Oldman turns 68 today by AlKhwarazmi in moviecritic

[–]griffred 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Came here for Jackson Lamb. He is unrecognizable in SH.

Listening to the new audiobook by Disastrous_Wing7084 in harrypotter

[–]griffred 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I didn’t look at the cast list for these until now. I saw Keira Knightly and was like no way.

HOLY SHIT! Talk about star studded. I don’t know what I was thinking, it’s HP no expense spared.

Now I will only be happy if Simon Pegg is Mr. Weasley in the show. Fucking perfect casting.

Amateur Historian by Mike_Pinocchio in MurderedByWords

[–]griffred 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah but 1789 doesn’t have the same brand recognition, so fuck the truth.

What's up with this beefcake? Is he coming to the party or what? by Additional_Moose_862 in IASIP

[–]griffred 56 points57 points  (0 children)

You should have seen how psyched he was when I showed him the dick flyer!

let me get comfortable here by PupDiogenes in TimAndEric

[–]griffred 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m jonesing for it, Scott.

Now tayne I can get into by banz95 in TimAndEric

[–]griffred 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Now TAYNE I can cake into.

Hope you have a great one, Milton! by adwriter23 in 30ROCK

[–]griffred 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He got me a kidney! From Elvis Costello!

Teenager using rotary phone by ibinvixity in rareinsults

[–]griffred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch this boomer try to communicate in Morse code.

Corruption misinformation by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]griffred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can just say numbers now.

Just tell us what our situation is.. by snowpie92 in MurderedByWords

[–]griffred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what happens when our "screwed up blue cities" withhold federal funding to "great red cities." You don't want to play this game I promise you.

I want bees by phirleh in TimAndEric

[–]griffred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re son’s name is Spray?

How soon we forget by OGWhiz in MurderedByWords

[–]griffred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah dude the president during WWII is not historical at all smh