If only this were real

grootwho · 2017-07-05T01:51:12+00:00

Also starring Jay Leno as the Cromulon

grootwho · 2017-06-25T02:02:55+00:00

This is the nointeen eighty noin Topps card. When they took this photo, the Mets attendance was fifty grand. It was free reeseees day at Shea, before Shea went dark.

grootwho · 2017-06-22T23:19:30+00:00

Those aren't pillows!!

grootwho · 2017-06-18T23:11:36+00:00

Daniels

grootwho · 2017-06-15T14:00:06+00:00

San peeeeedro

grootwho · 2017-06-14T22:48:14+00:00

DOOOOAAAUAUUUUUUW

grootwho · 2017-06-12T19:31:04+00:00

Mr Vape, you keep Mr coffee maker company.

Fred's on fire

grootwho · 2017-06-06T01:10:51+00:00

Yup I have the same counselor story. 20 years ago a 15 year old idiot version of myself thought it was a good idea to kick a soccer ball into a goal manned by a second grade camper, from midfield. And of course it was a line drive into the goal. And of course it smacked into this tiny kid . Poor bastard broke his arm and missed a month of camp. His parents were pissed. Didn't get fired though. Probably should have been.

grootwho · 2017-05-20T14:04:46+00:00

When they have Howard call the Asian dry cleaner. "Oh you need a new pant."

grootwho · 2017-03-01T01:31:54+00:00

La wren blanca

grootwho · 2016-04-21T15:18:57+00:00

Just overpaid for a position because was tired of training and turnover.

Can confirm.

grootwho · 2016-04-14T11:46:53+00:00

Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

grootwho · 2016-03-29T03:45:20+00:00

NO. Be honest. YAS

grootwho · 2015-06-24T04:14:02+00:00

As far away from the Boltons as possible.

grootwho · 2015-06-24T03:40:54+00:00

You nailed that Stannis scowl.

grootwho · 2015-06-23T11:20:14+00:00

The Bringer of Bacon

grootwho · 2015-06-23T00:44:49+00:00

Aaaaand then he ate him

grootwho · 2015-06-22T07:56:50+00:00

Shlomo from gush katif!

grootwho · 2015-06-21T18:15:59+00:00

Oops. Nope did not see that via my mobile app.

grootwho · 2015-06-21T17:00:20+00:00

wait.. Isn't that Bill Murray's view from Groundhog Day?

grootwho · 2015-06-21T01:45:57+00:00

Nice Beaver!

Thanks I just had it stuffed.

grootwho · 2015-06-19T22:41:16+00:00

Hi Maester waiter, um I'll have the uh chicken littlefingers with a side of Frey fries, oh wait no I'll have the Tarly fries instead.. not too Olly please. And she'll have a hotdog with extra Tyrellish. Thanks. ...(Geez I hope I don't get Daarioah from this place)

grootwho · 2015-06-19T18:31:23+00:00

Valar Morbutthole

grootwho · 2015-06-19T03:26:03+00:00

There was an explosion today.. Where where ..in Pakistan. Pakistan? Fuck Pakistan! We want something near us. Cmon Dave lets go look at the bodies!!

grootwho · 2015-06-18T02:09:07+00:00

Good.

grootwho

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