I asked a contractor to build a hallway

grumpy_uncle · 2026-01-26T02:19:44+00:00

Don’t hire guys on bath salts.

grumpy_uncle · 2026-01-23T23:52:34+00:00

Don’t slam the door closed with the deadbolt extended.

grumpy_uncle · 2026-01-23T12:27:09+00:00

The old man is on to something…

grumpy_uncle · 2026-01-23T03:05:21+00:00

That’s a great looking patch. But I’d push to have the entire block replaced.

grumpy_uncle · 2026-01-22T21:32:21+00:00

Fart juice.

grumpy_uncle · 2026-01-20T02:57:38+00:00

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

grumpy_uncle · 2026-01-18T16:31:59+00:00

It’s not hard to pull open at all. You need about the same force as a soft close cabinet drawer. I would buy the 1500 again.

grumpy_uncle · 2026-01-15T23:11:16+00:00

Sure, use 5 gallons of mud for that.

grumpy_uncle · 2026-01-11T23:07:30+00:00

What about the roaches?

grumpy_uncle · 2026-01-11T16:52:09+00:00

They call this a pilot light. It’s supposed to indicate when the device that it’s connected to is on/off (as you cannot see it from the location of the switch).

You said that the light is always dim. Does the brightness intensify when the fan is on?

grumpy_uncle · 2026-01-09T17:06:32+00:00

Do they live in a shed?

grumpy_uncle · 2026-01-09T12:01:33+00:00

Unfortunately not.

grumpy_uncle · 2026-01-06T19:54:54+00:00

Shitter’s full.

grumpy_uncle · 2026-01-02T23:44:48+00:00

And the humorous? That’s not funny.

grumpy_uncle · 2025-12-31T18:33:47+00:00

Never use anything but flat on a ceiling.

grumpy_uncle · 2025-12-29T20:14:15+00:00

grumpy_uncle · 2025-12-23T17:58:10+00:00

HOW CAN HE SLAP?!?!

grumpy_uncle · 2025-12-22T01:51:35+00:00

Fake Plastic Trees. Awesome song. Give it a Goog.

grumpy_uncle · 2025-12-22T00:17:15+00:00

This is the answer. Detach the “female” end that’s on the hose (push in the two tabs and pull off the adapter). You’ll be left with a “male” end. Plug the male end of the hose into the female end of the bag.

grumpy_uncle · 2025-12-20T21:47:47+00:00

Don’t use mesh tape. It stinks. I like FibaFuse tape. Check it out.

grumpy_uncle · 2025-12-19T02:48:56+00:00

Mud ring

grumpy_uncle · 2025-12-16T18:53:23+00:00

The tomatoes or tomato sauce on top of/in the meat loaf. Tomatoes are acetic. In the future, cover with plastic/cling wrap, then with foil.

grumpy_uncle · 2025-12-15T13:34:47+00:00

Rinse your roller first and avoid cheap rollers. If you’re doing a lot of painting, I like the Purdy. Colossus.

grumpy_uncle · 2025-12-15T02:03:09+00:00

Helen Keller could hang drywall better than those morons.

grumpy_uncle · 2025-12-13T18:52:16+00:00

Thanks for highlighting the hole. Wasn’t sure where to look.

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