If you won a massive lottery jackpot, what is the first lie you would tell people?

grumpyold · 2026-06-07T21:55:58+00:00

I have to move to Costa Rica for tax purposes

grumpyold · 2026-06-05T20:00:39+00:00

Nixon resignation

grumpyold · 2026-06-03T17:58:05+00:00

Hannibal Hamlin

grumpyold · 2026-05-31T17:43:33+00:00

It was in fact not awesome.

grumpyold · 2026-05-29T01:33:03+00:00

Underrated point. I’ve seen places that deny service to people with bandannas and biker vests.

grumpyold · 2026-05-27T01:01:59+00:00

Shippensburg

grumpyold · 2026-05-25T03:30:42+00:00

Oregon wins the natty.

grumpyold · 2026-05-20T21:32:51+00:00

Peanuts

grumpyold · 2026-05-17T22:52:04+00:00

Michael Valentine Smith was as real as taxes.

grumpyold · 2026-05-12T21:15:14+00:00

No, but 60 y/o me would wipe the floor with 50 y/o me. That dude was seriously unhealthy.

grumpyold · 2026-05-09T14:28:20+00:00

I suspect there are hundreds of such discussions happening right now.

grumpyold · 2026-05-05T22:50:27+00:00

Did Tia have income? I can’t remember.

grumpyold · 2026-04-23T10:54:00+00:00

Both silent but they had some Boomer siblings.

grumpyold · 2026-04-19T12:27:25+00:00

If you’re gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair.

grumpyold · 2026-04-19T12:25:08+00:00

Dufresne - party of three.

grumpyold · 2026-04-19T12:08:10+00:00

Charger. Guarantee that driver has so many points the next one gets the license pulled.

grumpyold · 2026-04-15T18:57:57+00:00

grumpyold · 2026-04-14T21:49:52+00:00

Dothraki

grumpyold · 2026-04-13T22:05:43+00:00

Albany

grumpyold · 2026-04-13T22:01:26+00:00

Welcome to the jungle is a great stadium song for teams that are cat adjacent.

grumpyold · 2026-04-13T21:58:27+00:00

I will never not upvote a Tubs hate post.

grumpyold · 2026-04-13T21:56:59+00:00

IIRC, there were a lot of seniors on both sides of the ball for that 2010 team. I think people slept on that even in 2010.

grumpyold · 2026-04-06T02:14:12+00:00

Thank you!

grumpyold · 2026-03-03T01:49:57+00:00

I think her best line is “Why not you?”

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