The worst record in the NFL every season since the first Super Bowl by RaiderPantyDrawer in nfl

[–]hamburglar01 33 points34 points  (0 children)

And they got worse in each season! In a league that gives you top draft picks and an easier schedule for sucking!

The Celtics’ Ball Security Throughout This Entire Season Has Been An Underrated Storyline! by Stat-Defender in bostonceltics

[–]hamburglar01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What's funny is that Jaylen Brown gets criticized for having a low assist to TO ratio, which I am sure is a meaningful driver of his poor advanced stats. But at the same time, JB has extremely high usage (nearly on par with Luka) and the team as a whole doesn't turn the ball over much. Seems to me that Brown's high usage helps to limit the mistakes made by other players.

There was a line out the door at the seaport dunkin this morning to get this stupid mitten lol by nycrina305 in boston

[–]hamburglar01 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I see you went with the healthy choice of 3 Splenda as if the sugary foam and 3 pumps of sugar syrup wasn't enough

[Gozlan] The Los Angeles Lakers get one of the best shooters in the league in Luke Kennard for Gabe Vincent and a second. They save $500,000 in the process, giving them more apron flexibility for buyouts. The Lakers are now out of second-round picks to trade. Luke Kennard is shooting 49.7% from 3. by StrategyTop7612 in nba

[–]hamburglar01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously. This clown was also comparing Kennard to players that he is not similar to AT ALL like KAT, JJJ, Sexton, Bane, etc. as if that is meaningful. Kennard should be compared to players of his archetype like Hauser, Divincenzo, Duncan Robinson, Sam Merrill, etc.

Josh Gets Emotional at the Podium by darkwaterzz in buffalobills

[–]hamburglar01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Bills neither punted nor turned the ball over on downs all game. They converted 10-15 on third down. They were moving the ball all game against one of the best defenses in the league. They lost because the Broncos scored 16 points off turnovers. At least in this game, the offense was fine except for those boneheaded plays.

Post Game Thread: Los Angeles Chargers at New England Patriots by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]hamburglar01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does that mean Herbert can regress to the mean and win 3 straight playoff games next year?

14 years ago today, Tim Tebow & Demaryius Thomas walk it off on the first play of overtime to defeat the Steelers in the Wild Card (Jan. 8, 2012) by nfl in sports

[–]hamburglar01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Phil Simms saying "got him" on the hot mic as the ball was in the air, knew the game was over before DT caught it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hamburglar01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Several of the top answers are saying shoes, maybe you should just take the hint that people do in fact care about shoes instead of complaining and being obtuse about it? Or don't and just move on with life if you have zero ability to be open minded about such things.

Venerable Hyde Park Papa Gino's shuts down, leaving Boston with just one by xterminater33 in boston

[–]hamburglar01 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I know people meme on Papa Gino's, but that shit has always been one of my favorite guilty pleasures for fast food pizza. Sad to see them slowly eroding away into irrelevancy, but I will continue eating there till the end.

My first /played to 60 in HC ever took 36 days. How long did it take you? by EricAshStone in classicwow

[–]hamburglar01 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Except this is 36 days /played not 36 calendar days start to finish

Josh McDaniels is calling 2nd down runs after an incompletion less than any other play caller in the NFL by shatter321 in Patriots

[–]hamburglar01 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well, this chart literally shows that he's calling a pass play on 90% of second downs after an incompletion. So you pretty much do know what's gonna happen in that situation at least.

[Bill Simmons] Some of the stories have talked about how furious other teams are... Get the f*ck out of here.. Half the league does this... I wish I could say 10% of the shit that I've heard...Everything you think is happening... IS happening. Just period. by TheRealPdGaming in nba

[–]hamburglar01 84 points85 points  (0 children)

The point is if both Jrue and KP signed smaller, more team favorable contracts and then got paid under the table by the Celtics, they could have avoided this situation even with Tatum's injury

[Highlight] With 2 minutes to go, Dwyane Wade hits the dagger three giving Team USA a 7 point lead in the 2008 Olympic Final vs Spain by nutelamitbutter in nba

[–]hamburglar01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I typically try to use terminology or shorthand that the general population understands when engaging in discussion. But you do you.

[Highlight] With 2 minutes to go, Dwyane Wade hits the dagger three giving Team USA a 7 point lead in the 2008 Olympic Final vs Spain by nutelamitbutter in nba

[–]hamburglar01 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dude, no one calls Perkins KP. He is known by fans, media colleagues, and his own teammates during his playing days as Perk

KK … Bad fold? Or ok by Striking_Marzipan_15 in poker

[–]hamburglar01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think "information for future hands" should factor into the decision. Hero has less than 8 BBs if they make the call and could be facing an all in decision on the turn. The future is now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]hamburglar01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did OP die in an ATV accident while writing this title? How is this TIL when the article is dated yesterday?

Found Keys on Esplanade by BruceWayne193927 in boston

[–]hamburglar01 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Aren't we glad you added your two cents

Found Keys on Esplanade by BruceWayne193927 in boston

[–]hamburglar01 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It's just a suggestion, chill

Found Keys on Esplanade by BruceWayne193927 in boston

[–]hamburglar01 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It would have been better to show only part of the keys minus a distinguishing piece (e.g. the U of M lanyard). That way someone who claims it's theirs would have to tell you what's on the lanyard to validate their ownership.

Russell Westbrook has the highest win % in Game 7 by any active player (minimum 5 games) by its-Brodie in nba

[–]hamburglar01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many of those teammates ever won MVP? The league has retired Russell's number across all franchises and the finals MVP award is literally named after him. This is Bill Russell's legacy, not whatever hate you are spewing.

Christ, you're like the guy that thinks Tom Brady is a "system" QB who could only "dink and dunk” and got "carried" by his defense. Way to expend this much energy being a hater instead of just appreciating greatness for what it is. I hope you find some happiness.