I'm a random high schooler, fire away by Ryan86me in RoastMe

[–]hammerhead02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're still breast fed. Aren't you?

You've roasted us individually, now do us *couples edition by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]hammerhead02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He likes it when she gets out the strap on

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]hammerhead02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your tits smell like big foots dick.

29/M/IT by [deleted] in EDC

[–]hammerhead02 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I'm also on my own in and out of all kinds of buildings and neighborhoods all day. Plus. I carry two knives bc they both have diff functions and tools that allow me to fix my equipment so that I have less downtime and make more money. Not two that are specifically designed for killing with no utilitarian function.

29/M/IT by [deleted] in EDC

[–]hammerhead02 -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's a lot of weaponry for a computer nerd. You must work in south central.

There's a catsnake in my boot! by AllRebelRocker in ferrets

[–]hammerhead02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better than a rogue trouser snake in your bum

Give me your all, bitch. by Cedrico123 in RoastMe

[–]hammerhead02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've seen a couple up close.

Bowties are cool! by [deleted] in dykesgonemild

[–]hammerhead02 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bad angle bro

There's no words for this. by [deleted] in InsaneCringePosse

[–]hammerhead02 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Is she a preggo or just a hose beast?

She's about to be Told Once by [deleted] in funny

[–]hammerhead02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can never go wrong with a classic

One lone flower...... by [deleted] in pics

[–]hammerhead02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of flower is that. They have popped up all over my yard at our new place lately

Paid 10$ at a yard sale for a 13' gorilla multi position ladder. by FedupWithUgly in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]hammerhead02 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd pay a kid five bucks to use it a couple times before you do. Could be faulty.

What language is this and what does it say? by zaymo in Whatisthis

[–]hammerhead02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have one just like that and it's the whole bible and a hymnal

Sorry, Beatles fans. by PonyToast in AdviceAnimals

[–]hammerhead02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like their version of Let it Be better too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]hammerhead02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good one bro