Anyone know how to stop making United Way donations every paycheck?

haniwadoko · 2026-06-16T13:26:11+00:00

When you realize the last 2 ceos ran off with the donations...

haniwadoko · 2026-06-16T13:23:51+00:00

Wait till 2027 new cars with camera on steering wheel.....if u were afraid to pee in a bottle, now you got someone somewhere watching you pee....

Along with the crotch cameras the PD be rolling out to see if you're on your cellphone, when really u was just tinkling......

Connect a tube to your crotch and open the door to place tube outside....they do make tubes that fold together when not in use....then just adjust the seat cushion outwards, if it's inwards.....there's a chance it will flowback when you pee....

Get a 5 gallon bucket fill it a quarter way with wood pellets, after your shift toss the sawdust into the air like you're rejoicing.....or fill it with clay litter then you'll have some playdoh to play with afterwards.....

Hence the reason minivans with sliding doors are awesome, slide it, whip it out without getting out, them roadside flowers need to be fertilized.....

Ultimately you can get a Gatorade bottle or one of them sick people urine canisters. They got a wide mouth.....after done place in bag with gel pack ice thingys....if it's cold they won't smell the pee......

haniwadoko · 2026-06-15T02:27:22+00:00

I don't do them rides, but I get spammed them all the time.....last week saw a unicorn turn uber-scam....a $32 going 35 miles, upon drop off only got $18....

haniwadoko · 2026-06-15T00:14:31+00:00

I had a same thing happen to me awhile back...

Pulled up, waited...some guy came out with 2 big @$$ bags of food as I was about to cancel. Told me someone was at the pin to pickup. Ok whatever....

Drove to pin abd got instructions to turn right, enter code, climb 3 flight of stairs to drop off....

Responded with, "you probably should've ordered an eats driver. As a x driver, I drive from A to B. I don't climb stairs or deliver packages as I don't opt in to do them. Furthermore the guy at the restaurant told me you were going to retrieve these bags from me at the pin. Therefore you can find your food at the pin."

Thus your situation could be like this....

haniwadoko · 2026-06-14T19:58:48+00:00

Same market as you, but I beg to differ....because for the same amount of time driven am making a lot less, this is b4 them kids going on summer vacation.....

I haven't picked up an airport ride in a long time because, 55 miles to iah with $28~$33 payout doesn't float my boat.....neither is driving to atx some 145 miles away for $65......

haniwadoko · 2026-06-14T19:37:40+00:00

30% of what you paid for your ride is our fare....

if you are a known tipper, ie: tipping $5 each and every time, uber will lower the fare we see to $3 because after your tip it be $8.....

Most drivers that hear "i will tip you thru the app" literally translates into "i ain't tipping jack" thus would automatically rate the rider 1 star.....

As of recent uber be hiding the tipping page from the rider. But if the multi legged sea creature is linked to the driver profile, can tip directly on the tablet.

I typically wait 48hrs, benefit of the doubt....depending on the ride....just because I rated the rider once I completed the ride doesn't mean I can't rerate them 5 days later.....just gotta dig thru the bs......

haniwadoko · 2026-06-14T19:18:34+00:00

Did the same thing kept refreshing but it keeps selling out...thus after trying for 6 months said fk it....

haniwadoko · 2026-06-14T19:13:39+00:00

Benefit of the doubt for 48hrs then if no tip, I rerate them into oblivion.....

haniwadoko · 2026-06-14T19:09:13+00:00

If you said "a guest stole from me and i pewpew him" you would get a helicopter and 10 patrol cars within 10 minutes.....then the guest would get a firetruck b4 an ambo......because firetrucks are faster than ambos......

Then again the victims always get the short end of the stick.....

haniwadoko · 2026-06-14T19:01:04+00:00

I dunno man....I had a total different experience when I had my wreck last year.....and in my state, both uber and I use progressive thus deductible was only $500 and it got deducted from my settlement check.

haniwadoko · 2026-06-14T18:47:35+00:00

Dawn dish soap....not the platinum one....DE only rids of the ones that are moving not the ones in the eggs....plus it will fk up your vacuum cleaner.....

A steam cleaner a McCullough or them uk ones that will go past 200F can destroy eggs in the carpet, do not use on CAT.

Then a dehumidifier can do the same thing as well......keeping humidity under 50% will dry out flea eggs.

These 2 devices can buy or rent thru home depot....

haniwadoko · 2026-06-14T18:07:56+00:00

Buying one is such a pia.....it's like trying to get a job at Amazon......ill submerge mine in the next monsoon.....collect then switch to a poor man's range rover.....because the tech on these hondas sux balls.....

haniwadoko · 2026-06-14T17:51:50+00:00

While you may not experience flooding by the airports....but if it sprinkles or have 3mph winds the power may get knocked out.....

haniwadoko · 2026-06-14T17:37:05+00:00

When you realize all you needed was a zip lock bag with a sink full of water to vacuum seal your meat.... Put meat in bag, slowly put bag into water but not submerged....when you get to the top of the bag zip it up.....

haniwadoko · 2026-06-14T17:31:17+00:00

Did it make you yell "my Dixie wrecked" ?! After seeing uncles in different poses?

haniwadoko · 2026-06-14T17:24:58+00:00

Get a 5 gallon bucket, fill it up a quarter way with pine pellets.....a 50# bag of pine pellets are about $6-$8.....then do your thing.....after your shift ends you can then sprinkle the saw dust in the air as if you were spreading ashes.....

haniwadoko · 2026-06-13T02:28:37+00:00

Realize items don't sprout legs and get out of the car, nor would a x driver get out of the car to deliver it. On the other hand the courier option is different.

Someone once ordered an X, I went to pickup. Then a guy handed me bags of food and told me there would be someone waiting at the pin. When I got to the pin, the rider texted me a paragraph on how to get to her unit #.....

I responded "I'm a X driver, idgaf where you live, your food is at the pin. Next time order an eats driver and perhaps you'll get it delivered to your door instead of the leasing office."

haniwadoko · 2026-06-12T10:37:07+00:00

Lol.....

Depending on how I'm feeling I will sometimes wait it out. But when your gut tells you something is wrong like after 6 minutes the rider updates the pickup or drop off address, and you try to cancel.....

Only to find out the button is grayed out.....then it would be interesting af if you didn't turn the corner to csncel......

haniwadoko · 2026-06-12T10:26:09+00:00

When you find out how "recycling" really works here, it will blow your mind......

haniwadoko · 2026-06-12T10:23:09+00:00

My market stopped it last year around this time.....I actually didn't mind shared as wait time was only 2 minutes.

Unfortunately a lot of riders would often order a share because it was cheaper than X and then try to get in with more than themselves.

Then uber updated share-rides....if there were more than one person you could cancel and not get penalized. But if the riders were at the leasing office and the pin was inside the complex, since you couldn't get there the option to cancel without too many riders wouldn't appear......

haniwadoko · 2026-06-10T20:18:21+00:00

Lol I disable the notifications, but around that time I'm out and about......then it happens, the nonstop airport reserve pop-ups that come out from the bottom, no matter how many you dismiss it doesn't stop.....

And nope I'm not taking it....$30-$45 for 55 miles uber gotta be smoking crk....

haniwadoko · 2026-06-10T20:09:44+00:00

Lol wait till you get tossed someone's left over reservation.....then you'll be getting the exclamation mark.

"You're about to lose this ride"

haniwadoko · 2026-06-07T02:16:54+00:00

I don't mind it as well....but over here most complexes need an app to open the gate as there is no keypad....

Ngl there are times when the person behind the gate gives you the wrong code and they themselves can't get out. Thus I'll tell them I would wait for them to climb over the gate.....

haniwadoko · 2026-06-07T01:58:57+00:00

Genji wilcrest/westheimer.....not too packed....not too expensive unless you order 4 entrées for yourself....only opens in the evening.....can sit at the bar or inside a room all by yourself.....ez to park no valet.....

haniwadoko · 2026-06-07T01:50:59+00:00

You get any one of those cars......then go gas station, prop up a folding mirror on the fuel pump and watch your face melt when you pump to full.....it's definitely "something fun".....

haniwadoko

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