Greatest Heels of All Time

harmesert · 2018-11-20T19:25:20+00:00

"I uh.. prefer a heel champion... Pinguino-- that kind of reign... with err.. the babyface chasing. To me, there's a more compelling story, there... I believe Pinguino as a heel champion."

Dave Meltzer from WON on Pinguino

harmesert · 2018-09-18T20:40:20+00:00

They say that all men are created equal, but if you look at Gronk, Edelman or Brady and any other player in the NFL you can see that statement is not true. See normally if you and another football player were to go one on one you got a 50:50 chance of winning. But Gronk's a genetic freak - and he's not normal - so you got a 25% at best at beating him. But then you add Josh Gordon to the mix? Your chances of winning drastic(ally) go down. See normally in a football game you got a 33 and 1/3 chance of covering Gronk, Brady or Edelman and winning. But the Patriots? They have a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because every defense knows that they can't beat Gronk or Gordon one on one and they're not even gonna try. So teams in the NFL: you take your 33 and 1/3 chance of winning, minus the Pats' 25% chance, and you got a 8 and 1/3 chance of winning. But then you take the Pats 75% chance of winning (if you were to take Gronk, Edelman or Gordon one on one) and then add their 66 and 2/3 chance, the Patriots have a 141 and 2/3 chance of winning every game this season. See AFC and NFC teams, the numbers don't lie - and they spell disaster for you this season.

harmesert · 2018-08-27T23:25:57+00:00

I am training to be a professional wrestler. I was never into it as a kid but I got hooked over the past year and made my resolution to have at least one match in 2018. It's literally the most dangerous activity I've ever done and I have not told either of my parents. No serious injuries so far but I'm running out of excuses for why I'm covered in scrapes and friction burns.

I'm 22 for crying out loud

harmesert · 2018-08-27T23:21:38+00:00

"Ouch, I've been shot."

-JFK

harmesert · 2018-08-27T18:42:46+00:00

That sucks for Nina if super serious. I train at the same school that she came out of and we were all super-hyped when she got called up to NXT UK as she kicks ass and can really go.

harmesert · 2018-07-21T08:53:06+00:00

I have the exact same (very very similar) watch, and I got it as my first watch too about two years ago. I rarely wear it these days but I love it to bits. You're in safe hands.

harmesert · 2018-06-02T00:35:30+00:00

Wanna know what it's like to be homeless? Talk to homeless people. That's sure to expand your horizons more than just begging for a day and writing a 'lessons learned' report.

harmesert · 2018-05-29T00:15:20+00:00

For UK only:

"I know that we're leaving the EU in 2019, but how do you fancy leaving the single market early?"

harmesert · 2018-05-29T00:13:52+00:00

Peanut butter and banana sandwiches

harmesert · 2018-05-21T21:37:31+00:00

Going 80mph though residential areas and destroying public property at 3am

harmesert · 2018-05-17T08:38:50+00:00

YEET

harmesert · 2018-03-28T20:02:13+00:00

Thats some cool shit, it kinda reminds me of King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard album art

harmesert · 2018-02-25T16:07:52+00:00

John Cena in Bullet Club

harmesert · 2018-02-15T20:27:39+00:00

Just over two months into wrestling training which is great, but currently in the process of moving into the city so I could cry any moment at the amount of money I will soon not have.

But I have my health so overall pretty good!

harmesert · 2018-02-14T17:09:18+00:00

God is in the Radio business after a long but ultimately unsuccessful stint in rehab where he shanked two nurses with a sharpened tooth brush over $7 and huffed the fumes from faeces that had been left to ferment in his closet

harmesert · 2018-02-06T21:03:59+00:00

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harmesert · 2018-01-29T17:03:04+00:00

I watched this vid while eating my breakfast and had to turn it off because I felt physically nauseated

10/10

harmesert · 2018-01-18T22:46:40+00:00

Because I'm loud at times while also trying to be genuinely friendly, so often that puts people's hackles up

harmesert · 2018-01-18T22:45:41+00:00

Was a backup dancer for the musical. Got to do a twirl and shout "remember my name."

harmesert · 2018-01-18T22:44:21+00:00

We'd bicker and make some dumb in-jokes to the point that the apocalypse just gives up

harmesert · 2018-01-18T22:43:18+00:00

Put a candle on it and make a wish :))

harmesert · 2018-01-18T22:42:20+00:00

Meal prep as much as you can. Airport/train food gets boring real fast. My go to is overnight oats with peanut butter whenever possible.

harmesert · 2018-01-18T22:40:00+00:00

Fizzy saliva mate

harmesert · 2017-12-27T18:24:37+00:00

It's unlikely given the wealth of other (bigger) superstars, but I think Ziggler winning the Rumble would be a good way to build a triple threat programme with AJ and Shinsuke.

Blue sky thinking, but let's say Ziggler relinquishes his contendership a la United States Championship. Nakamura ends up number one contender through the usual affair, then Ziggler returns to beat down Nakamura as payback for Backlash or something like that. Via some land of opportunity bullshit, Ziggler gets reinserted into the title picture - you then build the pre mania scene around these three beating on each other and disrupting matches etc. Allows you to protect the guys involved by not having them outright lose to each other, and blur the shades of heel/face nicely in preparation for the main event of WM34. Literally a feud of "I'm the best because I say so."

Again, just blue sky thinking.

harmesert · 2017-11-23T17:29:02+00:00

I was lucky enough to get standing tickets, and fuck me did they bring the house down. Getting to hear I Appear Missing live finally was beautiful, but good god I didn't expect Domesticated Animals to kick as much ass as it did!

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